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Here’s the chance to put your favorite star wars, star trek, lord of the rings moments into sitcom situations. Let’s conjure up some crap shall we?
The Simpsons
Bart of the Ring
Homer: Look at that, a nice shiny thing!
Bart: Gimme that
Homer: No, i found it.
Bart: Fine…i’ll just take it.
Homer: Why you!
Bart: Ack!
Homer: Bart? Are you there? I didn’t hurt you did i? Baaart? WAHAHAHAHA (various sobbing) I know! I’ll put on this shiny thing and become invisible.
Lisa: Dad?! What are you doing?
Homer: Now lisa, daddy is going to put on this shiny gold ring. Isn’t it pretty?
Lisa: Dad, don’t you know that is an evil ring of power, forged by the dark lord sauron?
Homer: Sure, lisa. Now why don’t you go play dolls or something.
Lisa: but dad!!! The wraiths will get you if you wear the ring.
Homer: Nonesense, it will just make me invisible. Watch.
(Homer puts on the ring)
Homer: Wait…why are all these white people coming after me? HEEEEELP, AAAAAAAAH!
(Nazgul, voiced by hank azaria, chase him with firey sticks)
Nazgul 1: Give it back you bastard!
Nazgul 2: Yeah we want that thing back you bastard!
Nazgul 1: You don’t have to repeat me. Get him!
Nazgul 3: I don’t remember having to chase a fat man before. wasn’t it suppose to be a hobbit?
Nazgul 1: a what?
(Homer jumps out in front of them)
Homer: AAAAAAAAAAAAH
(They ignore him for now)
Nazgul 3: A HOBBIT?
Nazgul 1: We chase whoever has the ring, duh. Didn’t you listen to those wraithing seminars?
Homer: AAAAAAAAAH
Nazgul 2: Will you shutup?
Homer: Sorry, i just thought you were going to…chase me…
Nazgul 1: Oh yeah. wraiths 4-9, get our ring back!
Homer: Awwww…
Nazguls 4-9 (in unison): Kill homer, get ring! Kill homer, serve our king! Kill homer, get ring! Kill homer, serve our king! Kill homer, get ring! Kill homer, serve our king!
(Marge appears, holding forth a vacuum cleaner)
Marge: If you want my homie, you have to come through me first!
Nazgul 1: Hey lady, step aside, ok?
(She hits him with the vacuum)
Nazgul 1: Ow! What’cha do that for?
Bart: Ooooooh…where am i?
Homer: Hooray, i thought you were dead!
Nazgul 4-9: Kill homer, get ring! Kill homer, serve our king! Kill homer, get ring! Kill homer, serve our king! Kill homer, get ring! Kill homer, serve our king!
Homer: AAAAAAAAAAH
(Credits roll)
that’s all i have for now…