Holographic Doc: “Please state the nature of your current level of sexual arousal”.
Morn: " "
Seven of Nine: “I want you now. Comply!!!”
(gosh, I just had a vision of Jeri Ryan saying that to me… :D)
Picard: Make it so, baby!
A red-shirt from the OS: “baby, i’ll be dead after the next away mission, so how about it?”
A red-shirt from the OS: “baby, i’ll be dead after the next away mission, so how about it?”
Jadzia Dax (to another Trill): My symbiotic life-form and you’re symbiotic life-form would get on together just fine!
Sisko: Wanna enter MY wormhole, honey?
Major Kira: I ORDER you to defile my temple!
Odo: Nerys, you make me take the form of a 12" long rod!
Dammit Jim! I’mm not a proofreader!
My posted should’a read: "D’Abo girl to JAKE Sisko: “Wanna enter MY wormhole, honey?”
The Pakleds: “uhhhh… umm… uh… we’re virgins… uhhh…”
“Hey baby, check out my Genesis Device, heh heh…”
“How’s about I route my deuterium emissions through your main deflector, if you know what I’m saying, heh heh…”
“Pon farr. Back room. Now.”
“As a Romulan, I’m extremely depressed about recent depictions of my species and culture in the mass media. As a result, I’m feeling quite vulnerable and in need of love. More ale?”
“Sorry, it just wouldn’t work out between us. You’re black on the left side…”
“Whoa! Re-routing power to the primary injector!!”
“Baby, I’d like to breach your warp core…”
A Tamarian: “Sokath, his eyes uncovered. Clinton and Lewinsky, at the White House.”
Data: “I am. . . fully functional. Shall I demonstrate?”
Tuvok: “Captain, might I suggest the most logical course of action would be to ride me like a pointy-eared stallion?”
Hey, do you want to go where no man has gone before?
Ooh, good one!
“A monk, a clone, and a ferengi decided to go bowling together…”
Wanna see my Rodenberry?
Oh, great. Sounds like Kirk has a scat fetish. Thanks for me not sleeping again, ever.
Best. Pickup line. EVER.
“Hey baby, your holodeck or mine?”
Tripler
I swear, I’ve never used this line. But I reserve the right to do so.
“Your co-ordinates or mine?”
“Is that an alien lifeform in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I predict that there is a 96.85 % chance that you will achieve an orgasm if you consent to mate with me.”
From Scott Adams on “Trying to have sex with an alien”
Human: May I touch that?
Alien: That is not an erogenous zone. It is a separate corporeal being that has been attatched to my body for six hundred years.
Human: It’s cute. I wonder if it would let me have sex with it.
Alien: That’s exactly what I said six hundred years ago.
PS. Picard Manouver isn’t original to me
Ferengi: You know what they say about men with big ears…