Are you male or female?
Whoa! Your looks are set on stun-ing!
Monstre: Edison and the Light Bulb. Me: Grandpa at the home, with Depends.
“Wanna take a look at my plasma injectors?”
“I got 1 billion nanoprobes with YOUR name on it.”
Monstre, with the really good idea.
Kirk to Uhura: Lovelace, with the deep throat.
Uhura to Kirk: Fuck with the go yourself. Jack, hitting the road.
Kirk (alone): Chaka, when the walls fell.
“Then I hope you brought along a latex containment field.”
Should be: Lovelace and Reems, in Deep Throat.
Kirk: “Hey Uhura- you’ve already got something long and hard in your EAR…”
“My forehead is not the only thing that is ridged!”
Hey, you!!! 
Welcome to another message board. 
The following are from my younger brother, who you will see is much too into Star Trek.
Tellarite Lover: “Hey baby, wanna roll in the mud with me?”
Elaan of Troyius: “Hey, wanna go where every man has gone before?”
Kirk: “Would you like to cross into my parallel universe?”
Kes: “Wanna see something as wide as the Horsehead Nebula?”
Bashir: “How far down do those spots go?”
Kirk: “In space, no one can hear you scream.”
Guinan: “Any of you boys got a thing for…older women?”
Sisko: “Release docking clamps! Prepare to disengage!”
Worf: “Wanna see me lift my bat’leh without my hands?”
Guardian of Forever: “Let’s do the time warp again!”
He came up with all that in about 5 minutes. 
I would add-
Packleds: “We need sex toys. Sex toys to make go.”
Oh, he adds another that I missed:
“So Scotty, I heard you were a miracle worker…”
“Set phasers on love!”
“I’d love to show you my plasma conduits.”
“Just you, me, and the Cogenitor makes three.”
And, uh, Hi, Manatee.
“I really want to inspect your Jeffries tubes!”
“Did you know your left warp nacelle is bigger than your right one?”
Dr. Bashir: “I’m genetically engineered to be the perfect lover, you know…”
Gul Madred: “I don’t want to brag, but I know forty-three different ways to wring a full confession out of a Maquis. Wanna try some?”
Weyoun: “You know, these ears are proportional to…other things.”
Heck, you could put on a pair of plastic pointy-ears and say, “Hey, baby, I’ve got the 7-year itch!”
“Why yes, this is a bat’leth in my pocket. But I’m also happy to see you.”
My engines can take it!
From the Horta in the corner: “Love I”
Hi back! And I didn’t get your second line… 
That’s because you missed Episode 22 of the second season of Enterprise (I am such a geek), “Cogenitor,” in which we are introduced to the Vissians, a species with three genders. Male, female, and cogenitor. The cog. serves one purpose only: to help the male and female have babies. How exactly this is done, only the Vissians and Dr. Phlox know for sure. We were cheated out of pictures and explanations.
And that was probably a lot more info than you needed.
My god.
Yep. He’s in a Holosuite. Wearing a tux. And now I can’t get that image out of my head!
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