Back in school, I used to be shy around the girls. Nowadays, they call that stalking.
I went out with a 15 year old.
WHEN I WAS 15!
I went out with a sixteen year old when I was nineteen but didn’t know her age at the time. Of course, if they have boobs, they’re of marrying age in Tennessee.
I have boobs.
Can you milk me?
Wait a minute…
The scene that met the eyes of the homicide detectives was both grusome and funny.
Um, so… not that it impacts any of you guys’ lives but I thought you might want to know that I could possibly be transferring to the USS Oregon after a three month stint as the Plasma Conduit Cleaner on the USS Nebraska.
You might have to use another courier ship to send me my packages, viva. I swear I will make this all up to you ASAP. 
So, Aes, are you chasing them are are they chasing you?
Or is it the one-armed man again?
Darn it, when are they going to get around to inventing self-cleaning plasma conduits? Back when we used electricity to power things, we never had to go around cleaning out the insides of the wires.
Really!?
Then I just wasted several quatloos on this darned Internal Wire Cleaner Thingy™!
Eh. You would have just gambled them away anyway.
(I’m a member on their message board, and everything!)
I have a job offer in Oregon paying $10.25 an hour to do light housework and keeping a friend company while watching TV and playing online. Considering my lack of a college degree and experience, (and not being able to find good work here for three months) this can’t be beat so I am chasing after it like a Ferengi would a bar of latinum.
Just wanted to tell you guys since I’m a huge geek and consider you amongst my best friends. (Yeah, I’m a sap.)
You are a big mushy pile of GOO!
I sent you a tape yesterday.
Hey, good luck with the Oregon job! It sounds wonderful. Hell, I’d take a job like that.
New ENT eps start April 21!
New episode, “Damage,” airs on April 21.
See you.
I’ll probably be in Oregon by the time you’re ready to send it to me, viva. Can you sit on it* for a few days to make sure the boss lady is okay with me giving her address out first.
*I don’t mean that literally.
Add a question mark to that question. My speaking and typing both have been atrocious this week.
Sorry for the triple post but **tracer ** just popped in and then out of the SDMB IRC channel like some sort of Jem’ Hadar utilizing his invisibility field. Get back in here!
I took it as such, though. I will indeed SQUAT on it until you tell me to get up and send it. 