Ya know, Jeri Ryan, who played the sexy Borg 7 of 9, was almost named Three Out Of Four.
Why?
'Cause Three Out Of Four ain’t bad. 
How is the Enterprise like a roll of toilet paper?
Cause both of them chase Klingons around Uranus!
(insert Captain’s log joke here)
*Galactica VS Enterprise *: (warning: LONG story)
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Separate Story (more dramatic)
Galactica and Enterprise (warning: another LONG story)
Here
Other than that I can only offer:
TOP TEN BUMPERSTICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE
- “Our other starship separates into 2 pieces!”
- “No GREEN chicks!”
- “HONK if you’ve slept with Commander Riker!”
- “Guns don’t kill people…Class 2 Phasers do!”
- “Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!”
- “CAUTION…We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.”
- “If you can read this…don’t you think you’re a WEE-bit too close?”
- “Have you hugged a Ferengi today?”
- “We brake for cubes!”
- “Wesley On Board!”
Q. “Why did Captain Kirk pee on the ceiling?”
A. “He wanted to go where no man had gone before.”
Should I?
Actual bumper sticker I’ve seen:
“Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants!”
Actual sig file I’ve seen:
“He’s dead, Jim. Grab his tricorder while I go through his wallet.”
Real Trekkies work out at the “He’s Dead Gym”.