Star Trek non sequitur thread

“How many fingers?”

It’s a matter of comic timing.

My timing is digital.

“There is an old Vulcan saying: ‘Only Nixon could go to China.’”

“There. Are. Four. Lights.”

IiihhHHH!! - don’t care, if you hit, the broad side of a barn.

Why would I wish to hit such a structure?

I waited all weekend for that, and you beat me by one hour and forty minutes!!!?

“I hate you.
I berate you.”

Target that explosion and fire…

I don’t need you.

“Thing’s gotta have a tailpipe.”

I can’t change the laws of physics - I gots to have thir-ty minutes.

Bonk bonk! Bad thread!

“My poor bairns!”

Mr. Scott - try inverse phasing.

There is a logical way to proceed. Place your toe in the boot and Push!

“From Hell’s heart, I stab at thee…for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee.”

I don’t believe in the No Win Scenario.

I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar.

“Meow”, Isis? You really Must be nervous.

That, Miss Lincoln, is simply my cat.

They are not the hell your whales.