Star Trek non sequitur thread

We look for things. Things to make us go.

Kirk to Enterprise…

Microbrain, growl for me. Let me know you still care.

My operatives would avenge my death. And some of them are Vulcans.

Have you always multiplied your repair estimates by a factor of 3?

<Ahem.>

And, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny?

“Does everyone know about this wheat but me?”

you didn’t beam them into space did you?

“Let’s get the hell out of here.”

Harcourt Fenton Mudd, where have you been? What have you been up to? Have you been drinking again, you miserable sot! You good-for-nothing thing…thing…thing…

You mind your place, mister, or you’ll be wearing concrete galoshes.

The more they try to overtake the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.

“I know this ship like the back of me han…”

You may find that having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. This is not logical, but it is often true.

“We is condemning food. Things and supplies.”

See posts 164 and 171.

“You will relieve him, Mr. Spock. That is a direct order!”

No, it’s a Russian inwention.

Where do you keep your nuclear wessels?

It was inwented by a little old lady in Leningrad.

Bah!

Change is the essential process of all existence.