Star Trek non sequitur thread

I shall do neither. I have killed my captain, and my friend.

“Now we’ve got them right where they want us!”

Includilling the kiddilies?

“‘Serious,’ Bones? I was positively grim.”

“We both get two kinds of customers. The living and the dying.”

[moonlit nude fan dance up on the sand dunes]

Back on the ship, I used to try to get you to look at my legs. Captain, look at my legs!

“A teddy bear with 6 inch fangs.”

Jim, I have been, and will always be, your friend.
(sorry, there’s some dust in my eye)

don’t call me tiny

“Can I cook, or can’t I?”

This.

And for those who can’t read music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5EluFlra2A

Good tea. Nice house.

“This goo is you.”

Okay. This.

“There is also a young man here, sir; a Vulcan of your acquaintance.”

“I’m gonna crack my knuckles and jump for joy I got a clean bill of health from Dr. McCoy.”

(Charles Napier passed away this afternoon.)

Laughing at the boy genius, building on my work, MY WORK!

“The producer said I looked like an ugly chicken and he didn’t like it, but there was no time to change. So I appeared on ‘Star Trek’ looking like a deranged bird and sang my songs.”

Damn.