Star Trek non sequitur thread

“With what?”
Especially the lies.”
“I can swim.”
“Please do.”

He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I’ll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round Perdition’s flames before I give him up!

Is this a good thing, Miri?

“Captain, a little more alacrity, if you please.”

“It’s not everyone who gets to hit his commanding officer… several times.”

“What the hell’s going on out there?”

he killed everyone we left behind

He is deep in the Plak Tow, the Blood Fever.

“Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word!”

“Why not play the waltz, Mr Spock?”

The best diplomat that I know is a fully-loaded phaser bank.

"“You have to be either an obsessive crackpot who’s escaped from his keeper or Samuel T. Cogley, attorney at law.”

Troi: Is this how you handle all your personnel problems?
Riker: Sure. You’d be surprised how far a hug goes with Geordi - or Worf.

“Barcley?”

Ensign Broccoli? </Picard>

“Yes, my Lord Mudd.”

Ugly giant bags of mostly water.

Sterilize Imperfection!

They died well.

Then they hurl heavy objects… and claw at you.