Star Trek non sequitur thread

One is the beginning.

“All of my old friends look like Doctors. All of his look like you.”

Pain! No kill I! The end of eternity!

Greetings and felicitations.

Brain and brain! What is brain?

Mr. Data, what kind of cake is this?

Pardon the hijack, but this is the perfect thread to make mention of Shatner’s latest project:

I Am Iron Man!

Sorry, neither!*

  • 100 quatloos to the first person to give the line this is the awesome response to.

“Ahh, a Nubian maiden!”

Not chess, Mr. Spock. Poker.

You’re half right.

“You’re bluffing.”

“I’ve been a captain’s woman and I like it!”

“I’ll protect you, fair maiden.”

Vulcans never bluff.

Sequitur. Ten point penalty.

“Scotty, can you rig me a thirty-second delay detonation device?”

I think it was Trelaine, saying something about a “fair maiden” while addressing Uhura. (“Squire of Gothos” episode.)

I have been watching the remastered TOS episodes while riding my exercise bike. Her reply was almost lost in cross talk from Kirk. (Damn that Shatner! Stealing someone else’s moment.)

Captain, I see no reason to stand here and be insulted.


No tribble at all.

“People of this time believe in witches, and witchcraft is what I’ve been accused of.”

Microbrain! Growl for me…let me know you still care.

No, it was Mirror Mirror.

Two, four, six. Six. Six times six… weeping thirty weeping six…