Star Trek non sequitur thread

giant spear scuttles in at ground level

Live Long and Proctor.

I’m lying.

Compensate.

They’re aigs, aren’t they?

Yes, Captain, EGGS.

You’re in good hands with Star Fleet.

Sir! I must protest! I am NOT a merry man!

" That green-blooded son of a bitch!"

“It’s vile!”

If I were human I believe my response would be “go to hell.”… If I were human.

But Miri is wid dem!

“I think I’m falling in love with Edith Keeler.”

“Scotty, get us out of here!”

<BTW, the Uhura line is from The Naked Time and addressed to Sulu. As about the only undrunk person on the ship, she was feeling rather harried.

Memory Alpha has the episode “The Naked Time” (the disease that acts like alcohol, and shirtless Sulu running about with a fencing sword) with those words in it. Sulu grabs Uhura on the bridge, pledging to protect her.

Edit: Curses! I didn’t make the buzzer!

Take d’Artagnan here to sickbay!

I think you’re both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month …sir.

“Miles long, with a maw that could swallow a dozen starSHIPS…”

Shut up, Wesley!

I fail to comprehend your indignation, sir. I have simply made the logical deduction that you are a liar.

I guess maybe it was. I was thinking that it was Evil Alternate Universe Sulu that was hitting on her. Or was it Chekov?

“He’s dead, Jim.”