He caught his head in a mechanical… rice picker… but, fortunately, there was an American, uh, missionary living close by who was a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life who -…
Which reminds me:
“You’re a policeman. I recognize the traditional accouterments.”
Given that Shatner would be in TJ Hooker. 
Here’s a quote from Mirror Mirror:
[ Mirror Sulu: Still no interest, Uhura? Hmm? I could change your mind.
Uhura: You are away from your post, mister.
Mirror Sulu: Is the captain here? Is Spock here? When the cat’s away… ]
I remember a part where Uhura distracts Sulu with her charms (so he wouldn’t notice a flashing light on his board), and she pulls a knife on him when the distraction is no longer needed.
But I don’t recall enough of the episode to be able to quote it line by line.
“Captain? Are you unable to respond?”
~VOW
It never occurred to me…that is not a logic question. 
Ah, thanks. You can see why I conflated the two scenes.
It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want.
“The air is the air. What can be done?”
And yes, y’all have finally worked out the correct reference
A cellular peptide cake, with mint frosting.
We are smart!
Ahh but only only Wednesdays in which case you’d have a Kronk.
Bri2k
“Jim, this man is a Klingon!”
I’ll TAKE you home AGAIN, Kathleen!!
“There are two explanations: they are unable to respond; they are unwilling to respond.” - Spock, TWOK
It is green.
Have you ever considered Minsk?
Try inverse phasing.
“He’s a sorcerer, that one! He reads the thoughts in my mind!”
Computer, this is a Class A compulsory directive. Compute to the last digit, the value of pi.
Double dumbass on you!