1,771,561.
To carnivorousplant:
Your remark is PRECISELY why that line from Spock never fails to crack me up. (Don’t remember the episode title, but it is from Classic Trek, and Spock and Kirk are on the planet with the “Yangs” and the “Coms.” They are jailed in separate cells, and Kirk is loosening the bars on an exterior window. He is cut off in mid-sentence when the leader of the “Yangs” karate-chops him on the back of the neck. Spock calls to him, then utters the fateful line: “Captain, are you unable to respond?”
badbadbadbadbad…
~VOW
I didn’t mean to say that the Enterprise should be hauling garbage, I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage!
huge brawl breaks out
This IS Alpha Ceti Five!!!
KHAAAANNNN! KHAAAANNNN! x
Minsk.
“She urged me on into outer space. Not that she meant to, but with her continual, eternal, confounded nagging… Well, I think of her constantly. And every time I do, I go further out into space.”
I… am… KIROK!
“Poetry, Captain? Non-regulation.”
(forehead slap) Ceti ALPHA 5…
I feel like such a n00b.
If I recall correctly, your solution was, shall we say, unique.
Are you One, Herbert?
Nice legs. For a human.
“Laddie… Don’t ye think ye should… rephrase that?”
Sulu: What do you think, Chekov?
Chekov: I think I’m getting spacesick.
Spock: I may have been mistaken.
McCoy: Well, at least I lived long enough to hear that!
And for the record, upon meeting Uhura in The Squire of Gothos, Trelaine says, “Ah, a Nubian prize! Taken on one of your raids of conquest, no doubt, Captain? She has the melting eyes of the Queen of Sheba, the same lovely coloring.”
Only the eyes of a chief may see the Eee Plebnista!
Even the lies?
Especially the lies.
I…am Brahms.
“THIS IS KANG. Cease hostilities.”