Star Trek non sequitur thread

Gracie is pregnant.

We do not colonize. We conquer. We rule. There is no other way for us.

“I don’t know if you’ve got the whole picture, but he’s not exactly working on all thrusters.”

Mortal, You Have Earned This!!!

“I’m sure that’s very nice, but I have work to do.”

“A lot of people and things have tried to kill me. You’d be surprised.”

See post #327
humans :rolleyes:

Off the deep end, Mr. Scott.

Frankly, Captain I’m exhausted.

you’re not suggesting…

“Your beloved Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used reserve activation clause. In simpler language, Captain, they drafted me!”

sssssCaptain Kiiirkssssss

“He knows, Doctor. He knows.”

Shore leave, Admiral.”

“Then snap to it!”

His name…was ADAM.

“‘Shields up,’ Keptin?”

“Who is this, the Metrons?”

Thissss issss your opponent Earrthlinggg.

You have to know how things work on a starship if you are going to attempt what we are about to do…