Star Trek & The City (hilarious Trek/SATC Twitter mashup)

Kim Cattrall’s character from “Star Trek VI” meets her character from “Sex & The City.”

Intimacy: The final frontier. These are the voyages of Ensign Carrie Bradshaw. Her mission: To boldly go where four single gals have never gone before.

*Samantha was stunned to learn that pon farr occurred just once every seven years; her insatiable urge to mate kicked in after three Cosmos.

A party of Klingons had taken the bridge, but as Samantha saw it, being taken by Klingons was always a party.

In matters of the heart, there is no such thing as a ‘neutral zone’

Charlotte despaired that the only thing less hospitable than the Demon Class planet’s surface was her own uterus*

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