STCILF: Star Trek Characters I'd Like to ... umm, Flirt with.

Been on a bit of a Star Trek kick lately, and I was thinking this morning how many hot people there seem to be in the centuries to come. I mean, damn.

So, which Star Trek characters – from any of the serieses or the movies – would you be all over if you could meet them in person somehow?

For me, the top spot’s a tie between Jadzia Dax (aka Terry Farrell) from DS9 – I just loooooove a woman who knows how to use a bat’leth – and Shinzon (aka Tom Hardy) from Nemesis. However, looking through my Hot Chicks / Hot Guys list, I also find Picard, Data, Q, and Hoshi (Patrick Stewart, Brent Spiner, John de Lancie and Linda Park, respectively).

You know, I think that posting this thread is yet more proof that I’m the geekiest geek who ever geeked.

I always had a thing for Q; I like the cute smartass type. But I do carry a torch for Worf, but only when he had the long ponytail. Rowr.

I love redheads so Bev Crusher caught my interest immediately. Lucky for me shortly after I discovered her I saw her on Dream On … Topless! Sigh.

The Crystalline Entity always did it for me. I don’t know; I have a thing for fractals.

Yeoman Colt.

The human form of Isis.

Goo.

The redhead bartender in ENT’s First Flight

Wesley Crusher in a dress.

Kim Cattrall’s bad girl Vulcan in STVI:TUD

You know, in retrospect I should add Uhura and Khan (whether his chest was real or not) to my list …

Heh.

There was a redheaded “Irish” woman from an early TNG episode that I thought was damn hot. The episode where the planet of Clones was dying and they needed some fresh DNA.

Oh yeah, I’d do T’pol in a second.

Ah yes…

Send In the Clones

Le’see here… from TOS, the only girl worth having would’ve been Janice Rand. Yummy.

From TNG, I always had a thing for Troi and often wondered how she would have reacted if she sensed my emotions towards her. :o I also liked Robin Lefler.

Moving on to DS9, EZRI! EZRI, EZRI, EZRI! Hottest. Trek Babe. EVER. Oh, and Leeta too. Second hottest Trek Babe ever. And then Jadzia. The third hottest. Notice a pattern here? :smiley:

On Voyager, I always loved B’ellana which is shocking… I don’t care much at all for hot tempered and stubborn women but I loved her regardless. I was never a Seven fanboy. Sure… she’s attractive but I never thought she was as hot as everyone made her out to be.

And on Enterprise, there’s Hoshi. I love Asian women.

A red shirt guy in the landing party. After all, his final moments alive should be happy and memorable ones before he gets killed.

Janice Rand.

Ensign Roe Laren from TNG is the first one who comes to mind.

Thank you for that memory! I totally forgot about that. drool

She was one of my first celeb crushes, but I didn’t know what it at the time. All I knew was I loved the episodes that she was on and hated the ones that the other woman was on. Later, my horomones kicked in and I figured it out.

Miss Deanna Toi. Yum.

I only really watched TNG, but from the few episodes I saw I would go with the Trill and the Klingon woman from “Voyager.” At the same time.

You stay away from Worf, you hear? He’s mine, I tell you! I’ll meet you with a bat’leth, any time, any place. It’s going to be me throwing the heavy objects at him!

Nobody’s mentioned Jeri Ryan yet? (Yes, yes, I know. I enjoy exercises in futility.)

Oh, and:

Teri Garr’s character from that one episode they showed today.
Madlyn Rhue’s character from the Khan episode.
Deanna Troi
Yeoman Rand
Half the other mini-skirted extras from the original series.

Terri Garr played Roberta Lincoln, Gary Seven’s “secretary” in the episode, Assignment: Earth. I knew that from memory. I am the master Trekker!

Careful, Aes.

You’ll go blind and grow hair on your palm.

I was waiting for someone to say that. Should’ve known it would be you. :wink:

Obligatory Hoshi response.

Seconded.

Passed by Acclimation.

Motion in effect, Hoshi>*

Meeting adjourned.

Ugh. I think Hoshi’s more alien-looking than most of the aliens on ST.

I’d love to be stuck in decon with T’Pol.