STBILTF - Star Trek Babes I'd Like To...

Okay, Aes and I are already several posts deep into this in another thread.

I mean, since it’s all fantasy/fiction anyways…

Use real names or characters. You ladies can join in, too.

Oh yeah, slash is definitely allowed. It’s the unihibited future, after al! :wink:
So far, I’m fantasizing about:

T’Pol

Andrea

Yeoman Colt

Beverly Crusher

Amanda

7 of 9

Deanna Troi

Wesley in a dress (I think I’ve posted that somewhere before…)
Aes cottons to:

Ensign Lefler

Kamala

Torres

both Dax women

various Dabo girls

Hoshi (once tars Tarkas is dead :slight_smile: )

What do you guys say?

What Star Trek babe or dude (or alien) would you like to… um… Federate?

Yeoman Rand

Jadzia AND Ezri Dax. Preferably in some sort of sandwich configuration.

No. You *cannot * have Ezri. I simply refuse. I will fight for her and Hoshi tooth and nail… take your pick of any others but those two are mine.

Sorry Tars. :stuck_out_tongue:

Worf is the one I’d like to throw heavy objects at.

Who’s Andrea?

Sherry Jackson

You never said what the “F” stood for.

So, operating under the eminently reasonable assumption that it stands for “flagellate”, I’d definitely say Janeway. She has so been asking for a whippin’ all those 7 years.

(Only picture I could find: )
Nona

Elaan of Troyius.

Wow you folks have made some great selections there.
I must admit that the woman who moved into serious “babedom” was Beverly Crusher. Remember how frumpy, unstylish and unsexy she was at the beginning of TNG series? Wow did she change huh?
Perhaps my all time Trek babe was Laurel Goodwin who was a crewmember in the “The Cage” (aka “The Menagerie”). It was hard to find any photo of her, but here is a photo of her on a German website.

(scroll down to Colt, JM)
Now do you remember her?

One of my friends who works in chicago had the honor of delivering her room service at a hotel and found her answering her door in a rather revealing nightgown. When he came back to the kitchen he just stood there, stunned for a while. After a few minutes, he said, “Damnit! I forgot to ask if I could make soup out of her panties!”

Wolfie, Yeoman Colt is in my OP. :slight_smile:

hoshi, t’pol (god how hot was she when she was going through pon far, she was like a cat slinking around)

kes

dr crusher

I’ll add a “Hell, yeah!” for Yeoman Colt.

With an addition of Chase Masterson, aka “Leeta the Dabo Girl.”

Geez sorry NoClueBoy
To tell you the truth, I never knew Yeoman Colt even had a name until I saw her listed on that German website. (By then, I had finished reading - and forgot- the OP). For some reason the “smack the head” emoticon isn’t available at the moment but consider this to be the text equivalent. (And it’s nice to know that I’m not the only one that found that little Yeoman to be babe-a-licious).
And ArMatey! nice story about the good doctor from TNG.

My first choice is definitely B’ellana Torres. Cute, shy, a little nerdy… But she’s also half Klingon. Which would add up to make her very… intersting… in bed. Or heck, even out of bed.

But honorable mentions need to go to Kira, when she wasn’t being bitchy, and Tasha Yar. Remember the episode with Kira in a tank top, chopping firewood? Yowza!

Kes was cute, but she was also seven years old. I mean, granted, her species matures faster, but seven years old? No. And I used to think that Jadzia was hot, until I discovered just how moronic the actress is who plays her. There are probably species of lichens in Trek which are smarter.

I’m not sure why (I’m generally rather fond of redheads), but Dr. Crusher never really did much for me. And Troi was just too obvious, I suppose. There’s something to be said for subtlety. I stopped watching before 7 of 9 and Enterprise, and back when I was watching the original series, I wasn’t old enough to properly appreciate the various babes-of-the-week.

B’ellana? Shy? Wha’?

Too late. I’ve already claimed Ezri as my own in all the threads where people with no taste claimed she wasn’t at all attractive.

No way, you bastard spawn of a Ferengi and an impaired Pakled. You may have her lesser predecessor, Jadzia, but Ezri is mine.

The Changeling female.

As long as she only morphed into the shapes I requested.

She could look like any of your choices and then some!