1.) We’d been waiting for a new Star Trek venue for ages – The Original Series went off the air in 1969, and all we’d had since then had been the animated TV series (which actually had some good entries), the novels, and comic books. Rumors of revivals kept floating around, but nothing seemed to materialize. Harlan Ellison even wrote an article circa 1976 saying that Star Trek wouldn’t be back. So when there was a press conference to announce a new movie, fans were overjoyed. If you werre sharp-eyed, you even noticed the new nacelles on the Enterprise they showed.
2.) The trailer was great, and was cheered by fans. Orson Welles narrated it.
3.) Robert Wise was going to direct. Robert Wise!!! The guy who directed The Day the Earth Stood Still and The Ansromeda Strain. The guy who worked under Orson Welles, and who delivered mainstream films from dramas to musicals. Asimov was signed on as a consultant. They got Alan Dean Foster for the screen story, but that could be Okay. Heck, he’d written the Star Trek Logs.
4.) The “pajama” uniforms were supposed to be a way to get away from the garish color used on TOS. For a big movie, you weren’t supposed to need the bright colors and designs that caught your eye on TV. Also, Roddenbery seemed obsessed with playing down the military aspects of Star Fleet for some reason. Big mistake. The PJs looked dumb. When Mad got around to spoofing the film, they showed Kirk holding an hourglass, or with a penguin next to him.
5.) The opening of the film rated a special article in Playboy! Star Trek was a phenomenon that went outside normal fan boundaries. We saw sketches of effects, and heard about V’ger.
6.) The film came out, and was mobbed by rabid fans. We eagerly sat in the theater in the winter of 1979 watching the opening with its Klingon ships looking light-years better than they ever did on TV as they attacked the V’ger cloud. The Klingons looked different than on TV, but that was OK, too. They finally had a budget! Aliens could look like aliens! The threat had real menace to it.
7.) The scene on the Communications Station. Oh, God! The acting! Later, it became clear to me that every time we saw Bad Acting, it was a Fan who was getting blessed with a role in the film. These were the best Actors among the fans. See if you can spot the other Fans in the film.
8.) It was good seeing the Gathering of the Crew. Everyone looked different, but their re-garthering after the end of the Five Year Mission was explained.
9.) The new Enterprise looks GOOD! Having a budget helps. And it’s not self-luminous – it’s got lights, which is a cute touch. The Space Dock actually makes sense in this film, too (unlike the sequels). Goes on a bit long, but it gives them a chance to show off.
10.) Roddenbery still doesn’t like the Transporter.
11.) What’s this with the enterprise speeding up in a “Jupiterscope” spectral separation, then vanishing with a flash of light and a boom into some kinda gateway? Annoying – it seems to suggest that the Star Trek universe is following Star Wars into Hyperspace, rather than simply using FTL drive. Sadly, this becomes the standard for the whole damned franchise from now on.
12.) Wormhole?? Get rid of that damned thing!
13.) Oh, Good, Spock’s back.
14.) The Auditorium scene and speech. All of those crew members are Fans, getting paid back for keeping the franchise alive. They got rid of a lot of obligations by putting all of 'em out there at once. At least we don’t have to hear them try to act.
15.) By now it’s pretty clear that Alan Dean Foster has been cobbling together old TV episodes to make this new script. We’re in “The Immunity Syndrome”, the one with the giant cloud that hides (in the TV show) an amoeba.
16.) OK, I felt apprehension during the Attack scene, even though you know they’re gonna pull through. Spock saves the day by figuring that the sending speed is wrong.
17.) Good and innovative effects going into the cloud (and later, over V’ger).
18.) Ensign Perez is a Fan. (“Carbon-Based Life Forms?” )
19.) Okay, having Ilia be an emmissary of V’Ger is cute, in that it lets us put a human face on the enemy. But couldn’t they make it seem a little less like Nomad in the TOS “The Changeling”?
20.) The Enterprise is trapped in the bowels of V’ger. But does the gateway have to look like a giant anus?
21.) Spock wears a space suit! Nifty! But he extrapolates off the edge. Convenient how he bounces all the way back to the ship after his mind-meld.
22.) They go out into the Magic “Giant’s Causeway” and find Voyager in the V’Ger Pit. It’s clear the whole damned movie is “The Changeling” alll over again, and we Fans are starting to feel cheated. At least Kirk and Spock don’t destrpy it with illogic, like they always seemed to do in the TV show. On the other hand, it’s not clear that the new solution is any better. The Enterprise just happens to have the readoutt codes for old NASA/JPL space probes. Decker reading off the list like a game show emcee (“and the final sequence is…”) He and Ilia step together and get caught in a romantic updraft. with sparkly lights. Well, it’s a better sendoff than that guy got in “The Corbomite Maneuver”. Playing around with V’ger/Ilia has got to beat drinking stale tranya until another Federation ship picks you up.
23.) The V’ger ship disappears in a blaze of special effects and fortunately leaves the Enterprise unscathed and in orbit.
Summing up: Annoyed by the derivative plot, loved the FX. Wise and the actors actually manasged to create some genuine moments of suspense and emotion. A lot of things, though, seemed contrived, so you felt you had to make excuses for it. The clumsy fan acting detracted. (Some said the same about Ms. Khambatta’s, but I liked her in this.) Overall, I liked it. I liked the nexrt three films a lot better, though – Harve Bennett (who woulda thunk it, considering what he’d done before), Nicholas Meyer (who did do great TV movies before this) and Leonard Nimoy brought in tighter, better, and cheaper films, and, I think, saved the series. I liked STMP better than ST V and ST VI, without a doubt.