[Nerd voice]
According to the expanded universe, comic series episode 54, panel 36 of the Terwilling Separatists Wars on Clovin 5, Jedi Knights are not ambidextrous. Master Yoda explains it is due to the harmonic feedback created by infarctions of the inter-galactic force. [\Nerd voice]
It could be Luke’s robotic hand.
I dunno, I’ve heard about a lot of phony “leaks.” This one in particular sounds so dumb I’m inclined to believe it’s just a smokescreen. Keep 'em guessing.
It’s pretty much impossible not to read that “leak” in Patton Oswalt’s voice, isn’t it?
Yeah. That, ah… yeah.
It fell onto a ship that happened by under the duel at that moment and was carried out into soace. When the ship dropped out of hyperdrive, the hand was flung off it. It survived the plunge to Tatooine due to being heavily saturated with midichlorians.
Come on, people, use your brains.
The photo in the OP’s link is misleading the handle style is that of Luke’s blue light saber.
Count me in as another person who isn’t happy that they brought back the old actors. I wanna Star Wars! Not Grumpy Old Men in space.
[ Vanilla Ice] I wanna Star Wars too!
Not wanna some gray assed Wookie!
George Lucas gonna release made-for-TV movie?
Wilford Brimley an dem Ewoks eatin oatmeal cookies?
Those ain’t da scripts I’m lookin fo… I wanna big-screen movie!
I wanna Star Warz![ /Vanilla Ice]
Sorry, but I really do wanna Star Wars.
I wasn’t saying that the movie had to follow the Extended Universe in order to be good. I was saying that the Extended Universe has some good post-RotJ material that clearly isn’t being followed if an old Luke is included in this.
That’s fine if they make a kickass de novo, but I have big doubts.