Star Wars-ing across the Universe

You all know that “Star Trekking” song? Was there ever a version made for Star Wars? If not, let’s make one:

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
looking for
looking for
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
Move along, please

Your turn…

Captain Han Solo:

I think I’ve got a bad feeling
bad feeling
bad feeling
Think I’ve got a bad feeling
Bad feeling 'bout this

Chewie:

Raooor wahr uhredr re warrrho
re warrrho
re warrrho
Raooor wahr uhredr re warrrho
Gruhr wooriwehe rawrhh!

Translation:
Doesn’t matter what the fk I say,
f
k I say,
fk I say,
Doesn’t matter what the f
k I say,
Wookiees don’t get subtitled!

Various:

Let us head for that small moon
That’s no moon!
That’s no moon!
Let us head for that small moon
No, it’s a space station!

Enemy fighters, coming in!
Stay on target,
Stay on target,
Enemy fighters, coming in!
Stay on target, men.

Perfect!

Chorus:

Star Warrin’ across the universe!
Shooting at the Dark Side, folks we want to hurt!
Star Warrin’ across the universe!
Guided by the Jedi, folks not from this Earth!

Obi-Wan:

Here’s your dad’s lightsaber
Light-saber
Light-saber
Here’s your dad’s lightsaber
Cut his hand off, Luke!

-Joe

I give you the Star Wars Gangsta Rap.

I like Bill Murray’s lounge version myself:

Star Wars!
Nothing but Star Wars
Give me those Star Wars
Don’t let them end

Oh Star Wars
If they should bar wars
Please let these Star wars
Stay

And hey!
How bout that nutty star wars bar
Can you forget all the creatures in there?

And Hey!
Darth Vader in that black and evil mask
Did he scare you as much as he scared me?

It smells bad kid but it’ll keep you warm
keep you warm
keep you warm
It smells bad kid but it’ll keep you warm
It stinks worse than the outside

And the great Jedi, Yoda:

There is no try, only do,
only do,
only do,
There is no try, only do,
doobie doobie do.

Vader :

Search your feelings, you know it’s true
know it’s true
know it’s true
Search your feelings, you know it’s true
I’m your father, Luke!
Han Solo again:

Waitin’ for this moment, I’ll bet you have,
bet you have
bet you have
Waitin’ for this moment, I’ll bet you have,
but I shot you first!

I lol’d. :smiley:

Listen, Luke, use the force
use the force
use the force
Listen, Luke use the force
use the force, Luke
Always in motion the future is
Future is
Future is
Always in motion the futre is
Wars don’t make you great

Please help us, Obi-wan
Obi-wan
Obi-wan
Please help us, Obi-wan
You’re our only hope!

This yubyub song is mighty lame
Mighty lame
Mighty lame
This yubyub song is mighty lame
Go to hell, Lucas!

I’m Luke, I’m here to rescue you!
Rescue you!
Rescue you!
I’m Luke, I’m here to rescue you!
Aren’t you kind of short?

General Veers, prepare your men
Prepare your men
Prepare your men
General Veers, prepare your men
For a surface attack!

Sweet.

Your powers are weak, should not have come
should not have come
should not have come
Your powers are weak, should not have come
Your powers are weak, old man

Princess Leia, I love you
I love you
I love you
Princess Leia, I love you
Yes, I know

Beepity beeepity beep beep
beep BEEP
beep BEEP
Beepity beeepity beep beep
beeep beeep beeep beeep beeep

Oh my goodness, I’ve been shot
been shot
been shot
Oh my goodness, I’ve been shot
Chewie, pick me up.

I like Star Wars 4,5,6
4,5,6
4,5,6
I like Star Wars 4,5,6
Screw 1,2,3