In honor of George Lucas going over the deep end (Next Title - “Attack of the 50 foot Jedi”) I bring the honored big, juicy chess-loving brains otherwise known as the Straight Doper some IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Mainly…what the hell is your Star Wars Name?
Oh and if you must know:
My Star Wars name is: Heado Babat
My Star Wars honorific name is: Nilhonda crx of Tums
Not exactly as good as “Boba Fett” but who cares about names when I am freezing you in carbonite.
It seems I am Machu Casan, the Emusaturn of Emutol. Fear my wrath!
Joshe Hast, Ttia “Red One” of Gravol.
How do you suppose this name would look on a business card?
I would be:
Repdatsun of Motilium
Nosaltima of Aspirin
Ph33r m3 f04 1 @m:
My Star Wars name is: Kylco Trgre
My Star Wars honorific name is: Eltjetta of Emetrol
Crap I laughed when I found out where i was “from”
Zencamaro of Celexa
Htepulsar of Dayquil
Tsosunfire of Xanax
Kinda unpronounceable, really…
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Mital Hesan,
Tresaporro of Ephedra, and your Jedi mind tricks do not impress me.
Llefiero of Acetaminophen
“Dalha Edyum, Mmaford of Gaviscon”
Tremaverick of Trimethoprim
Lercolt of Advil - At last we shall be avenged
Daenone of Bactrim
Naimazda of Asprin
Look what I found out:
Your Star Wars name is: Jeahi Kachi
Your Star Wars honorific name is: Nosnissan pulsar of Allegra
Uh…I’m wondering what is the difference between a Star Wars name and a Star Wars honorific name? Is this something from one of the movies or what?
Relavro of Advil
Hmmm, Adafo sounds so… naziesque
according to this, I am:
Revrabbit of Loperimide
Revrabbit? Revrabitt? What’s that? some sort of Leporidan religious figure?
Your Star Wars name is: Natch Joft
Your Star Wars honorific name is: Wotgrand marquisa of Alesse