I got an article emailed to me today that talked about the therapeutic benefits of staring at women’s breasts. The article cited a study by the New England Journal of Medicine (or at least implied it) conducted by a Dr. Karen Weatherby. I went to NEJM’s site and couldn’t find the study (I suspect it’s not true). But I DID do a search on Googol and found:
After visiting the site, you’ll see why I’m posting this in MPSIMS, not GD or GQ!
Here’s a snippet:
Now, then. I’m not in wonderful shape. I would like, immediately if not sooner, for all of the female Dopers out there to send me pics of their breasts, so that I may live to post another day!
[It’s possible the study hasn’t been published yet, but I dunno. I’m assuming it’s not exactly legit, but who knows…]
Well, you never know.
If it makes you smile,
and we all know that’s good.
Keep staring.
[sub]Maybe I should go and take a picture to Montfort
and send, I do know he would like that.:D[/sub]
I’m not surprised the study doesn’t exist. Smacked of sexism to me.
Now if women want to show you their breasts, that’s an entirely different story.
Not that I have any sort of discreet technique about it, apparently… I’d say 90% of women I encounter on the street wrap their sweaters/blazers/whatever a little more closely when they get within about 10 feet of me. I must be a drooler or something.