Among many Dopers, Cthulhu is probably far more popular than anyone. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Obligatory squee
(I’m gonna be honest. I don’t care whether Cthulhu is misunderstood or not. The ten seconds before He eats me will be glorious.)
Nobody has more time spent thinking about him, talking about him, and talking to him by board members than SA. Not Cthulhu, not Eric Cartman, not even Jesus. Judging by the number of monster-length threads centering around him, he dominates a lot of people’s lives. What is simple popularity compared to that?
Frankly, invariable adulation and approval can get a bit tiresome.
That’s only true now that Dio’s gone.
Jesus doesn’t go on and on about how everything was better back in 33 A.D.
Well, mostly because He was already dead then.
But He got better!
Bull. He’s homeless now, I talked to him outside the liquor store just 2 days ago.
You couldn’t have. I gave him a ride and $5 that same day. You’re nowhere near us.
But guys. Jesus is magic.
Meh. He’s just all right with me.
Isn’t someone confident they’ll be eaten first!
Cthulhu, on the other hand, is prone to go on and on about how great things were in R’lyeh back in the day.
We wouldn’t have all this Cthulhu talk if the liberals hadn’t wrecked the 1950s. This is some blasphemous and profane crap you all are slinging.
Since when does Jesus need to BUY liquor? He just takes a plastic cup and when He uses a public restroom, He just fills it up with water from the sink. Duh.
That would be wine. He never drinks…wine.
He doesn’t need to. Have you ever tasted that dude’s blood?
You are obviously a generous marker. I think if Shodan doesn’t act like an asshole someone else is posting using his account. The whole “Regards” schtick is ridiculous on so many levels - it annoys other people, and who would bother to annoy other people, it makes him look childish, but maybe that’s his aim and it is utterly pointless, unless you are looking for a way to make people think less of you.