Starving Kitten: AKA...What the Hell Is Wrong With People?

I could rant and rave, but in the interests of brevity, I will try to keep this short and simple. If not sweet.

About five years ago, I started working at a bar. About a year after that, I went to my manager’s house to take her “groom’s gift” boudoir portraits. (I moonlight as a photographer.) I went outside for a cigarette break, and a small fluffy tuxedo kitten basically attacked me. My manager said that he was one of the last of a litter that a stray cat had given birth to, and she hated him and his remaining sister so much she was thinking of either feeding them to her friend’s pit bull, or taking them to the pound to get euthanized.

I grew up with cats, but I was in no condition to have a pet. Of any kind. I was gone all the time; it would have been cruel to subject a social animal to my constant absences.

But the kitten was nothing if not charismatic, and I fell for him anyway, and a week later she called me to tell me he was about to meet a gruesome death. By dog or euthanasia.

I took him home, in spite of myself. He will be five years old soon. He is a fat magnificent catshark. (His sister was saved by my co-worker.)

Anyway, cut to this month…I find out that this woman (no longer my manager or even my co-worker, because she got pregnant and quit) has another kitten in her yard. Tiny, tiny tiger-striped baby girl with white paws. She refuses to feed this tiny kitty, because a.) she hates cats, and b.) she claims she can’t afford another pet, and c.) according to the City code, if you feed an animal for three days, it is considered yours. And you are responsible for it.

So she won’t even leave water out for it. Much less feed it. It’s so hungry it was spotted eating ants yesterday. ANTS. ANTS???

I found this out at work tonite, and I couldn’t help mentioning it to my boss, who also despises cats.

But even he–he of feline hatred–was incensed enough to call her and tell her that the kitten would be gone tomorrow if she’d feed it tonite.

Problem is, he was lying. He just wanted to get the poor starving baby some food. His pit bulls would eat it. He can’t take it. I have two cats in a tiny apartment; I can’t take it.

But I’m taking out messages on Craigslist and Facebook; I have offered to pay for the kitten’s spaying and shots, and even her food.

WHO THE FUCK CAN WATCH A TINY BABY KITTEN STARVE TO DEATH???

I don’t understand. I figured she’d last a couple days, and she’d break down and feed the little girl. Apparently she throws this kitten over the fence into her neighbors’ yards, hoping it will go away, and when she picks it up to toss it, it purrs like mad. She says she “feels bad.”

But just not bad enough to GIVE THIS KITTEN WATER?

I don’t fucking understand. I don’t fucking understand watching a purring affectionate little tiny baby kitten starve to death in your own fucking yard. It would be kinder to take her to the pound, where at least she’d be put to sleep without dying a slow horrible death. I don’t understand denying WATER to a tiny baby creature like this. I couldn’t do this to a rat, or a mouse, or even a feral raccoon. It would make me feel like an asshole. I would BE an asshole. And a cold-hearted bitch. Better to grab a hammer and kill this kitten. That would be kinder and quicker.

I’m fucking pissed. I am finding this kitten a home. I’m gonna paper the city. I’m gonna find this happy purring hopeful little thing a home, goddammit.

I just wanna know what the fuck kinda person can watch an animal starve to death–especially a tiny affectionate loving baby animal–and actually talk about it, like it’s nothing to be ashamed of. What the flying fuck???
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Baby animals evoke sympathy, of course. But nature is red in tooth and claw.

I am puzzled as to why this woman apparently keeps getting stray kittens hanging around in her yard. It has never happened to me (I see cats about occasionally, but they don’t stay). Also, if they are not getting food or water there, why do they stay? Cats have legs, and feral cats can usually find sources of food in a city quite easily. Are you sure she is not secretly feeding them?

I know you said you couldn’t take it in since you already have two cats in a small apartment but is there something keeping you from going over and taking it to the pound? There’s the chance that it could be euthanized but it seems to me cute little kittens get adopted pretty quickly.

Perhaps we are considering “euthanizing” the wrong party in this dilemma.

I agree with everything you said. I’m not particularly fond of dogs, but I wouldn’t let a puppy starve to death.

I’m just afraid for the kitten if she’s roughly handling it, and if it doesn’t get food and water pronto, it will be dead soon - are you at work today? Surely you can keep a tiny kitten in the bathroom or a closet in the meantime without causing issues with the other cats. (and if they do, tough taters) I did this several times in my very small apt. and the manager never found out. It needs to get out of this situation now. I hope you’ll go get it asap. Believe me, I know the rock-and-a-hard-place situation you’re in. Where are you?

Where did the kitten come from?

Why would a stray cat go to a yard, then remain in that yard even though it gets no food/water/attention from that yard?

Seriously, the woman doesnt want a kitten to the point of starving it to death, yet your bosses threat to her is to TAKE THE KITTEN AWAY!!! Wut???

Why can’t any one of you grow some balls and just put the cat down? (Because its cute, right?)
(Nice guy Eddie)
“Why don’t you tell me what really happened?”
(Nice guy Eddie)

She says it’s a tiny kitten. Probably a few weeks old. It likely was dumped nearby and didn’t wander from afar itself, it’s too little.

I’m not sure either what her boss’ meaning was - if he meant it would leave by itself, well, that’s wrong. I think she wants someone to take the kitten away and it was an enticement to feed her. That was my reading. So I hope the OP can get her right away.

Spay and neuter your pets, people.

Jesusgod.

IIRC, you’re in Chicago, where there are a number of no-kill cat shelters. If you can’t find a place for Miss Kitty at one of those, then yes, *please *take her to the pound. She stands an excellent chance of being adopted well before they have to euthanize, and if not, it’s still a far better way to go than starving to death, getting hit by a car, getting eaten by a dog, etc.

Audrey Levins, if you’re in Chicago and you need help catching or transporting the kitten, PM me.

Strays and/or wandering pet cats wind up in our yard all the time, partly because of a favorable food supply (i.e. rabbits, chipmunks). A small black kitten emerged from the woods one day and began following Mrs. J. around the yard. We gave it food and water while looking for a home, and she wound up driving halfway to Virginia to hand off the beast to my brother, who adopted it. She has threatened to hose down the next cute widdle kitty who presents itself.

I don’t think she’s quite serious. But it would be nice if the neighbors did not let their cats roam/breed. We have a growing Labrador pup and a suspected coyote den somewhere in the area (judging from the nighttime yips and occasional screams of victims) and the yard is rapidly becoming a less congenial place for felines.

This looks like a job for Willthekittensurvive?

How do people feel about adopting cute little spayed or neutered kittens or puppies and then dropping them off at the shelter to get euthanized when they stop being cute?

I see from your profile that you’re in San Antonio. A little googling shows several resources at your disposal.

The city Animal Care Services office. It highlights their commitment to no-kill sheltering.

The San Antonio Humane Society.

The Feral Cat Coalition. Their website notes that feral kittens can often be tamed and made available for adoption. My link goes to the page that advertises the cats that they have available to adopt.

I agree. I don’t understand people’s callousness towards suffering creatures. And then they just talk about it as if it’s no big deal? Psychos.

I think she’s in Texas or thereabouts if I’m remembering correctly. Definitely a possibility I’m not.

Really their fault for losing their looks, isn’t it?

Besides, it’s recycling.

Yeah and that’s why I get a new kitten every three months or so but I don’t take them back to the pound because that is mean. I just toss them into random peoples yards and then it’s their problem.