State of the Union 2018 follow-along thread

You should have one of your caganers perched atop the screen.

How does such a small hand push such a big button?

He is so ignorant. He’ll be enhancing our nuclear capabilities just about the time Russia assumes control over them via computer hacking.

That’s how you enhance your nuclear capabilities. Dipshit.

I’d like to thank all the strong, heroic Dopers who are watching this so the rest of us who have weak constitutions don’t have to.

Now on to ISIS, now THERE is a group of brain-dead assholes (and many all-dead these days).

It’s really nothing different than a student council election. Look at how good I am. God loves us. Veterans will be fully supported, etc.

It’s a list of items recited to show support for the under educated, which he’s stated he loves.

I just flipped over…figured I could stomach two minutes of Trump if I gritted my teeth enough. Is it me, or does his head look too big for his body?

President Bobblehead…

Can’t tell your enemies your plans if you have none, right, Donny?

LOL, you really don’t understand that they all just squirted into Pakistan or Somalia?

So far seems like a fairly typical modern SOTU address. Bring some guests, tell their personal stories, ra-ra-ra me, outline some policies you’re “calling on” Congress to pass, and tout your accomplishments. Basically what Obama did too, and Bush before him.

Right. “We no longer tell our enemies our plans.” which is why we need to tell everyone our nuclear arsenal is not quite up to snuff.

Random thought; they the Senators & Representatives should be forced to sit by state delegation instead of by party.

“all”? Yeah, I really don’t understand that they “all” just squirted.

Oh, I don’t think that foreign policy idea is a good one.

I will concede that Trump did not screw up the ISIS campaign overall.

Not sure “More Guantanamo” is so great though. Just one more cruel thing Trump supports.

Do you think there’s a single government on the planet that doesn’t believe our nuclear arsenal is “up to snuff”?

Here comes the Axis of Stupid part.

I don’t know about that, but I didn’t realize how much taller than Mike Pence Paul Ryan is.

I wish Trump would follow Otto’s example.

I know it’s been done for years, but I always hate the whole human prop thing where they use someone’s tragedy like this.

Well, if he announces that we need to upgrade our nuclear arsenal, then I’d say it’s anybody’s guess.