State of the Union 2018 follow-along thread

“We used to dream of eating dirt…”

Hey, this is fun! I should’ve tuned in earlier.

And you think some government’s guess might be “Gee, they want to upgrade it, I don’t think they’ve got the capability to blast us back to the Stone Age, and then blast those big stones into little rocks, and those little rocks into pebbles, and then the pebbles into dust”?

Don’t worry. You will.

Aw fuck, now he sounds like one of the pastors at Bible camp.

But this time delivered by an illiterate and incompetent fool. I’m tired of being embarrassed by this asshole. You?

You know, that was really not my point. It was about not telling our enemies our plans, and then telling our enemies our plans. Or the other way around, actually.

This is just begging for a crack about “not tired of winning yet”. I could understand the arguments about “incompetent”, but “illiterate”? really? You don’t think he’s reading this off a teleprompter right now?

Weak ending, eh.

ETA: Chants of “USA! USA!” in that location are embarrassing as hell, IMO. It’s not a fucking football rally.

EATA: Oh ffs he isn’t done yet.

Irony alert…the evader praising the troops.

I think the distinction, and it’s a tough one to follow, is that we want our enemies to understand that our capabilities significantly outmatch theirs, so things like “we’re upgrading our arsenal” or “we built another aircraft carrier” are useful, but revealing operational details like, “hey, we’ll have a couple of choppers flying along this route at this time tomorrow evening, just in case you wanted to set up an ambush” are bad. Which category do you think “upgrading our nuclear arsenal” falls into?

“Our god”? What the fuck?

Best Tweet so far (from Stonekettle)

“Right now, all across the country, fact checkers are downing handfuls of Xanax with boxed wine”

I genuinely LOLed!! Off to mix another drink…

And hour and 20 minutes… 30 minutes over the 50 minute time they said at the beginning.

No BINGO because he didn’t say either “Hillary Clinton” or “No Collusion”.

Rep. Kennedy is up next. FTR, I think elevating another Kennedy is a huge mistake and the Dems should have picked someone else.

Between the reading and the identifying pictures of camels, this president is really exceeding my expectations.

Check out the Corey Lewandowski lookalike flailing his hand in front of the CNN camera.

You definitely have a point. But I think that saying that our nuclear arsenal is not adequate enough (whilst also saying the world needs to eradicate nuclear weapons) is not helpful.

Performance wise it was ok, he read the script and didn’t wander. I was stuck a couple times by the cruelty and/or disingenuousness.

Well, at least he has some sense of humour.

Dang! I didn’t think of that; they sit on a different set of bookshelves than the Trump troll. Next time for sure tho.