Hey, I don’t judge…
“E-Z Credit: No job, no problem!”
Statements that are always lies.
“I tried to resist.”
The funny thing is this.
At one point or another I’ve said almost every statement on the OP’s list. And I meant them. And I honestly think they were way more towards the true end of the spectrum than the other end.
Honest!
Of course maybe I am some physcopath of some form or another…
Funny, I was thinking pretty much the same thing. I do have one that is always a lie however…
“*One Hundred Percent *not guilty”
Pet peeve of mine: “You leave me no choice.”
Yeah, like they’re checking super-closely that the yummy starlet with the massive hooters hasn’t submitted fake ID…:dubious: or are they?
From glurge emails:
“I checked it in Snopes, and it’s true!” No you didn’t. You forwarded it without doing a bit of research and checking Snopes reveals your glurge to be full of monkey muffins.
“_______ said they didn’t want to offend anybody,…” No company has ever said that as a reason for not putting “under God” on a soft drink can or whatever. Often used in glurge emails whining about a company not being pious or patriotic enough.
I’m no expert, but since Traci Lords, I’m guessing they do. That cost a lot of people in the industry a lot of money and grief.
You’re the best!
“Even though we’re under new management, things will be the same as they always were.”
Lived through it. A bigger pile of BS there never was.
“Sorry, I don’t have any cash/change on me.”
Porn producers are required to keep “2257 records”, i.e. those in compliance with 18 U.S.C. Section 2257 documenting D.O.B.s of any performers. Checking IDs for authenticity is in their best interests of course - does anyone underage ever pass off a fake ID? I’d say not that often, but it’s certainly possible and knowing people, it’s not hard to imagine that from time to time some people do.
I’m with you on this one. There’s lying, and there’s lying by omission. When you deliberately say or do something to make someone have an altered perception then you’ve told a lie.
“I’m not that drunk.”
It’s only a cold sore!
That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
“I only drank a beer”
“I am not breaking up with you, I just need some time to think”
In the spirit of Mighty_Girl
It’s not you, it’s me.