Can I borrow a tampon…
Gotta say, just for the record, that it is my bloke who is forever asking whether he looks ‘good’ in something, would sometimes rather just cuddle, and is the first to order AND devour the dessert. He’s almost obsessive about his curtains too. 
Yeah, but I caught and cooked a snake once. Tasted like a cross between chicken and veal really, only a lot tougher. Ended up picking the meat outta me’ teeth for days afterwards, right shit it was. Never again.
Burrrrp. Pass me a beer will ya’ luv?
Nope, both of those definitely come from both genders.
So, I just told this stupid cop, " I don’t give a shit about your speeding ticket, I’ve got an international driver’s license!" and then I tore up the ticket, got in my car and drove away, leaving him standing there with his mouth hanging open.
I’ve yet to meet a woman who can insult my intelligence like some yahoo who thinks he’s mr. macho.
“You’re the sexiest in the club tonight, I only have eyes for you.” HAH!
“OOoh, pretty earrings!”
I’m female, and it would never occur to me to wash the curtains (or look to see if they were dirty, for that matter). And I can see myself doing the snake thing, too…
Pull my finger
Do you seriously plan to return it some future juncture? :dubious:
…and deep, too!
Sgt Schwartz
I think Cardinal was ascribing a particularly masculine sort of stupidity to the teller of that story. And for the record, I’m a guy, and I’d agree.
Nope…but then again I would never ask the question
then again how many people actually return what they borrow…can I borrow a dollar, a smoke, a kleenex (yuck)
tsfr
Well, it may be short but it’s skinny! 
This’ll only hurt for a little while. :rolleyes:
How many innings left in the football game?
“He can clap without using his hands.”
“Coffee isn’t coffee unless it’s hot, black, and unflavored.”
“We don’t have anything flammable left around here, 'cept maybe Cody’s piss.” wink, nudge
I’ve said all of those, and I’m female. #1 is one of my best friends who we affectionally call “Nuts.” He can, indeed, clap without his hands. #2 is me, all me, because I love my coffee black and without sugar, and #3 was said this weekend about my cousin, at a camping trip, because he’d had so much to drink.
Then 'gain, I’m kind of masculine.
~Tasha
“When I drink too much it doesn’t work.”
I’ve decided to abort the baby.
It was 1 point for going back to catch the snake, 5 points for keeping the eggs inside, and 20 points for forgetting about them and letting the babies run through the house.
Me: “What do you mean the belt should match the shoes? They’re nowhere near each other!” I was 33.
I’m a man???
Although the actual quote is more like: “How many freaking pairs of shoes does one person need? I have three pairs!”
The thread title right above this one (well, not any more):
“Will this make my pee-pee bigger?”
JSorry, I don’t get the first statement, when it comes to the question marks.
And actually, the “I have one pair” was a quote from the boy in front of my in a high school class.
Alternatively, “Does my bum look big in this?”