States are finally going to succeed

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve been hearing about these stories-- you know, people talking about some states wanting to succeed now that Obama’s been re-elected? Well, I say good for them.

I don’t know why they’ve been holding their success back in the first place. Seems pretty silly to fail on purpose. So far I think the states that have decided to succeed are Texas, South Carolina, Georgia, Mississippi…maybe Idaho or Iowa and some more. Michigan’s been talking about succeeding for a while too, which is good cuz that’s where I live.

So Dopers, is the state you live in going to succeed? What are your thoughts on this new-found motivation for succession? If a majority of states succeeds, will we finally get to stop talking about the damned economy, and start talking about Oval Office oral sex and Saddam Hussein again?

What say YOU?

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I say nothing succeeds like success.

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I hear Texas is talking about succession. Well, I say let them succeed. New York had the title of being the second most populous state for a long time. Give Texas a turn now.

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No no no, you misunderstand. Only a few people want to succeed. The actual states are still heavily opposed to succeeding.

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If Louisiana tries to, for some reason, secede, they are gonna have the wrath of N’awlins upon them.

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You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Succeed= to achieve one’s goals
Secede= to withdraw from an organization or political entity

Errm, I just read a few more posts. I’m being whooshed, aren’t I? :smack:

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Successfully. :slight_smile:

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Maybe they are all saying that they want sex seed?

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Shhhhh.
This is really just a huge gag we’re playing on Puerto Rico.

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OMFg, you guys are really cracking me up today! This thread was funny enough, but Aquadementia just took it home!

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You win the thread. Here is your nice shiny internet.

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“if at first you don’t suck seed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed.” - Jerome “Curly” Howard

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Better to suck seed than to suck cess.

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That seems suckcessive to me.

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Whoa, whoa there. Are you talking about seedition? Take that thing to the Pit!

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You’ve obviously met cousin Cess.

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Does the OP have any words for their old friend, Cheddar Cheese?

Why should we make Puerto Rico a steak? Next they’ll also want a baked potato!

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Nothing secedes like sucksess.

Am I doing this right?

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We would be no more. Petitions have been filed from all 50 states.

The last one to leave needs to turn out the lights, please.

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Like that time the band my cousin co-founded broke up, only to regroup a week later w/o him while changing their name simply to get around kicking him out.