The arm, the hand is not long enough.
So you guys know about the FFA?
For a full-length discussion of the United Nations’ study of the matter (for condom sizing for it’s anti-AIDS campaign), see J. Phillipe Rushton’s book Race_Evolution_and_Behavior. Asians, unfortunately, come out with the short end of the stick. The white-Asian difference is much greater than the black-white difference.
The Asians came out with the short end of the stick?
Handy, what? Are you going insane?
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
Thanks to microshroom, who gave me one of the few serious answers, I was able to find [url=http://www.connection.com/~dickie/result.html]THE DEFINITIVE PENIS SIZE SURVEY RESULTS, which has a statistical distribution charts, scatter plots and pictures (which make me look pretty good in comparison 
). Now I just need to translate cm to inches, to see if I fall between 150 - 180 cm.
Yes, I know it’s not the size of the tool as much as it is how you use it. My wife has never complained, and she’s like most women, can’t figure out what all the fuss is about. I think of my penis as being just one of the (ahem) tools at my disposal, actually the one I have the least fine control over (my fingers and my tongue have more tricks they can do). And most of all, it’s being tuned into what’s going on with her, and being dedicated to bringing her pleasure first.
One the other hand, I used to carpool with a woman that I used to have really frank sexual discussion with. Her answer to the question “does size matter” was “OH YES IT DOES!!!”. Obviously she’s been with a donkey-dick and enjoyed the experience. That response made me less eager to jump into her pants, to say the least…
Man this brings to mind the old joke…sorry if you’ve heard it.
First guy: Let’s go over there and piss off that bridge.
Second guy: Ok
So the two go over to the bridge and take out their thangs and put them over the side of the bridge and begin pissing.
First guy: Man that water is cold!
Second guy: Yeah and it’s deep too!
I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
-famous C&W song-
Yours truly,
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Let’s try that URL again (I hate this UBB stuff - the only saving grace is the custom smilies :eek: ): THE DEFINITIVE PENIS SIZE SURVEY RESULTS.
And that’s 150 - 180 mm…
Whew… glad you clarified that one. 
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
>Man this brings to mind the old joke…sorry >if you’ve heard it.
>
>First guy: Let’s go over there and piss off >that bridge.
>Second guy: Ok
>So the two go over to the bridge and take out >their thangs and put them over the side of >the bridge and begin pissing.
>
>First guy: Man that water is cold!
>Second guy: Yeah and it’s deep too!
How many times have I heard this joke and it’s ALWAYS gotten wrong. The punch line is supposed to be “Yeah, but it’s NOT very deep.” This implies that guy #2 is able to feel the bottom. Otherwise, no comparison can be drawn between the two of them other than both were able to reach the water.
“If there’s one thing I hate, it’s superfluous redundancy.” -RedDawg
“Every creative act results from the sudden cessation of stupidity.”
-Edwin Land, inventor of the Polaroid Land Camera
You guys forgot the basic geography measurement procedure. Basically, when do they measure your pee pee to see how big it is? Alright, all I read, I forgot if it was Masters & Johnson or Kinsley, but they wait till just before the guy is about to come & then they measure it.
I imagine 2 “fluffers” (one with a measuring tape) would be the best way to get a consistent, um, sample.
Under those conditions, I’ll volunteer to get measured… 