Stay classy Jason Biggs

[HookerChemical]

Bigg’s tweets are not classy tweets. Neither are Ann Coulter’s about Bill Clinton and Sandra Fluke. One of these tweeters is considered to be a political pundit. One of the tweeters got famous by fucking a pie.

[friedo]

@Yookeroo

Twitter has a strict limit on characters used. I forgive these shortcuts on tweeters.

I don’t. You can write a surprising amount in 140 characters. This entire post is only 90.

[Boyo_Jim]

Of COURSE Ann Romney doesn’t bleach her asshole. That’s what servants are for.

[Commander_Fortune]

@BlankSlate

I liked Eric Roberts when he was younger…I thought he would have a better career.

Eric Roberts is highly underrated.

[Ferret_Herder]

@friedo

I don’t. You can write a surprising amount in 140 characters. This entire post is only 90.

Gotta leave room for everyone who wants to retweet and leave their LOLz-worthy commentary, don’t ya know.

[joebuck20]

I’d totes dip a pinky or two in Paul Ryan’s wife’s bleached asshole ( she obvs bleaches her asshole.) #RNC

Maybe it’s like warm apple pie.

[RaftPeople]

@Harborwolf

That’s okay. I hate twitter too. It encourages stupid linguistic shortcuts like “totes” that bleed into actual usage.

Guess where every single word in our language came from? Changes to previous word(s).

[RickJay]

@Yookeroo

Me too. Those tweets have made him far more interesting than most celebrity tweeters.

Jason Biggs isn’t a celebrity anymore.

[Harborwolf]

@RaftPeople

Guess where every single word in our language came from? Changes to previous word(s).

:rolleyes: Dude. You just totally blew my mind.

Yeah. I know. “English is a living language” and all that shit. “Totes” is still really fucking stupid. Twitter is still fucking stupid and seems to be making everyone just a bit dumber. And yes, I’m a cranky old bastard. I’m fine with that.