More truthiness, that’s all. He wants something to be true, therefore to him it *is * true. And a sizable number of people will think so alongside him.
When the talk of Baker changing strategy started, I was looking forward to seeing how they were going to reconcile that with their “stay their course” propaganda. I’m not sure what I expected, but this Orwellian changing of the past is a little disappointing. Too much like Rummy denying that he said they “knew” where the WMDs are.
Bush never actually denied that he’d said “We will stay the course.” if you bother to read the transcript, his precise words are clear:
You see the difference? He claimed “we’ve never been ‘stay the course!’” Not “said,” “been!” Which is just common sense, because how can anyone literally* be * a phrase like ‘stay the course?’ People can be tall or short; they can be Republicans or terrorists, but they can’t literally be the phrase ‘stay the course!’ It’s a completely nonsensical statement! And if there’s one thing Bush appreciates, it’s proper use of the English language.
Must you people reflexively bash the President for even the most obviously true and unambiguous remarks? If you’re going to go around claiming that he and others have been the phrase ‘stay the course,’ then by all means, show us the evidence! But you can’t, can you? And why all these lies and innuendoes about Bush being an imperative clause, right before the elections? Mere coincidence? Where was your outrage when Clinton spent *eight years * evading all mention of whether or not he was ‘stay the course?!’ CHAPPAQUIDDICK!
You guys need to cut Bush some slack. I believe he never did say “stay the course”, we simply misheard him. Here are some phrases that he probably actually said that we misheard:
spay the horse
pay the whores
Ray the Norse
may divorce
may the force
I’m sure that every time we thought he said “stay the course” he really said something else as in the list above. And even if he didn’t, 9/11 changed everything!
Why would Bush need a new reality? He’s been creating about five to ten new realities in every public appearance for more than six years; at this point there must be literally thousands of surplus Bush realities drifting around in the ethers. The reality in which he never promised to stay the course may well be the same reality in which he never promised to deliver a balanced budget. I only wish it was my reality.
‘We’re an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you’re studying that reality – judiciously, as you will – we’ll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that’s how things will sort out. We’re history’s actors . . . and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do.’"
Bush is actually a brilliant theoretical physicist who has, using quantum mechanics, figured out a way to travel between all of the possible universes. He is being entirely truthful when he makes his assertation, because, in one alternate universe he did not ever say, “Stay the course”. In that universe he is in fact a cat in a box belonging to Herr Professor Schroedinger.