Okay then Mr. Talk Radio guy, if said wood is caused by a full blatter, is the erotic dream you had right before waking also caused by that full blatter or is the wood caused by the dream?
Ponder that one smart boy.
Jeffery
Unless it’s a blather problem.
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
I am also afflicted with this ailment.
I believe it is because dreams combine with moving around in bed (I’ve been known to toss and turn with the best of them) means that stimulation is occuring consciously via the penis rumpling against sheets and bed clothes and sub-consciously via dreams which do not have to be overly sexual for them to excite.
It’s the worst thing to get, because it’s ultimately like waking up with a major case of blue balls, as the erection could have been there for a long time.
It’s also VERY large, usually…
This has led to partners wanting to… use it, shall we say? And it takes a LOT to make a man climax after being erect for so long, hence the blue balls reference.
So ladies, remember - Sometimes a morning ride is not the best idea, unless you want to work VERY hard for things to commence.
Yer pal,
Satan
uhm, cold, not only is padeye one of my ‘homeboys’, but there are waaay too many humor-impaired folks around. ya never know . . . (& i don’t do either windows or smilies.)
oh, and what the hell is blue balls? obviously no relation to pink elephants, red light district, white space, green w/ envy, a black mood, purple passion, oops. sorry. got on a roll there.