How can you disappear diving in Venice? Isn’t that like disappearing diving in the Trevi Fountain?
Oh, and: How To Retain Your Dignity While Being Photographed With Stephen Baldwin
And: Stephen Baldwin’s Personal Assistant Promoted To Stephen Baldwin
Psst… his brother is famous. That’s the only reason he gets any attention.
Baldwin was perfectly competent in “The Usual Suspects,” and it’s not like he was surrounded by shitty actors by any stretch of the imagination.
I feel bad for him. I don’t really give a shit what he does on his own time, so what’s so funny about someone going bankrupt?
Coincidentally (or maybe not), he looks just like my sister’s German Shepherd dog. According to my sis, that is.
He’s a really sweet guy IRL.
He played Barney in Viva Rock Vegas, the Flintstones prequel. He was better than Rick Moranis, IMO.
It always weirds me out how much all of them look like clones of one another.
Anyone know how Danny is doing?
Oh great. We are indexed by Google now, so you may have just lured StevieB to the boards. Are we quite ready to be Baldwined?
You know we’re holding you responsible if he shows up, right?
:p:D
How sad. It sure sounds like he has some form of schizophrenia. Religious preoccupation is a common symptom and he is not making a lot of sense. I wouldn’t be surprised if his bankruptcy was caused by “religious scammers” taking advantage of his confusion and/or illness.
I’d heard about Baldwin’s goofy religious realizations and I was all geared up to watch him lose his shit on I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! but he was actually quite normal. I mean he was normal compared to Spencer & Heidi Pratt, and Janice Dickinson (who make Ozzy look normal) … but he really kept the Jesus Crap to a minimum.
Needless to say, I was quite disappointed in the editing of this show. There was not nearly enough crazy!
Oh, and as for Daniel Baldwin…he made an appearance on the show too. He was a bulkier, more boring version of Stephen.
I don’t care about his bankruptcy. His website (Weird right…? what is steve-B…thinkin Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm…?) and Shark In Venice are funny.
I think he just did.
I remember his appearance on Hollywood Squares. There is something in his face (the eyes?) that just creeps me out.
He’s a Christian! And a Conservative! That’s enough to be shit-canned by the Cool Cat Doper Illuminati.
Btw, from what I’ve seen of Stephen Baldwin, he’s not the brightest bulb of the Baldwin pack. That distinction belongs to comic genius (and I mean that) Alec “My daughter is a rude pig” Baldwin. But if Stephen were brilliant & successful and still Christian & conservative, he’d then be hated & resented by the CCDI for that.
Doesn’t your Jesus get upset when you make wild assumptions about the intentions and beliefs of strangers? My god does. He’s going to break your face now!
I think you may have been whooshed. I read it as a joke, given the whole “Illuminati” angle.
Well… my god is still going to smash his face!
I’m moving this over to Cafe Society, because I think StevieB would want it that way.
twickster, MPSIMS moderator
I think it was stupid
Adam “Oh God! No realtion to that clan WHATSOEVER!” Baldwin says Stephen is the only one of the lot he can stand being around. Just a word to the wise among you Jayne fans–Stephen Baldwin may show up. :eek:
ETA: Or he may be living above Adam’s garage.