No, no, no. It’s fine, really. One need not swear at all in order to rant; one must merely feel fury and anger and vent it. This, most certainly, you have done.
Besides, the amount of sheer, unending pain you seem to be causing everyone who reads this thread… ah, it does my black heart good.
<walks in, whistling and humming under breath>
Digi-mon, digital monsters, Digimon are the champ-ions…
Digi-mon, digital monsters, Digimon are the champ-ions…
<walks out>
“We just a letter…
We just a Leee-tter
We just got a letter…
I WONder who it’s from?”
[sub]I kinda like Blues Clues. Steve’s cute in a silly sort of way, like the Kraft brothers[/sub]
OW okay okay…sorry…
However, Calliou…make it stop…please, before my ears bleed and my brain atrophies! Squash the Teletubbies like giant marshmallows [sub]or at least give some nice mind altering drugs before making me watch them again?[/sub]
Instead of making me feel better I’ve got every single one of these songs in my head at once. 
Now its time for so long
But we’ll sing just one more song
Thanks for doing your part,
You sure are smart!
Thanks to me and you,
And my dog Blue,
ecchh::spit spit:: I just cant do it
But of course how could I forget my favourite line from Steve (singing about the planets)
“Uranus spins on its side!” 
Of course the cachinnation is lost on the little bug but its funny nonetheless!
Tequila Mockingbird? Sign here, please…
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TIIIME for TELETUBBIES!!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
[orderlies rush down the hallway and into room]
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[orderlies saunter out of room]
Bwah ha ha…
I don’t mind Blues Clues at all. In fact, I kind of like to watch it. My sister even got me a Handy Dandy Notebook for Christmas last year, as a joke. (And there is a velvet chair downtown that looks JUST LIKE THE THINKING CHAIR that I MUST HAVE, regardless of its $2600 price tag!)
But then again, I am the aunt. I get to go home at the end of the day. And I don’t have to listen to my almost 2 year-old niece say “Boo? Boo? Boo?” until the video gets played. (It is kind of cute to watch her watch it, though. She knows all the words, and she does the dances with Steve.)
I used to watch Today’s Special (shout it loud and clear!), Calliope, and all those other things on Nickelodeon. What was the one cartoon that was in spanish, I believe, with the two roly-poly characters?
And on that note,
Blue Skidoo,
We can too!
Mrs. Spritle digs “Stoner Steve” b/c he makes lists and checks them off - so organized.
I kinda dig Stoner Steve b/c he has the ability to smoke gobs of healthy herb and still pull off a reasonable performance.
Stoner Steve (waking up): Oh…Hello…Wait…There’s something going on today…I can’t seem to remember…
Blue: Bo-bo bo.
Stoner Steve: <snap fingers>…That’s right…Today’s the day for the musical…Thanks, Blue.
I guess his “secret problem” was found out, 'cause he’s been replaced.
How could I look my daughter in the eye and call myself a good daddy if I turned off her favourite show?
Her big thing now is The Land Before Time series…
someone… please… help… me…
I told you the dinosaurs would get you. We can only get the boy to eat fish by telling him it’s Diplodocus meat.
<cue stupid wah-wah-wah-wah music>
Come on in, and pull yourself up a chair (like Chairry!)
Let the fun begin, it’s time to let down your hair!
Pee-wee’s SO excited,
'cause all his friends have been invited (that’s you!)
To go wacky, at Pee-wee’s Playhouse!
Yup, it’s Captain Kangeroo on crack.
ok, before i entered mommy-land, i thought the idea of a gay teletubbie was ridiculous… but come on! tinky-winky with his chuck berry male voice begging to get to wear the pink tutu and dance around? there’s something inherently wrong with that.
as to blue’s clues, i’m glad we don’t have cable. i don’t want to watch anybody but steve. it’d be like cheating. yes, in my heart and video tapes, steve is still the man. 
someone hit me. i meant barry white, not chuck berry.
What’s wrong with the Land Before Time? I loved the movie when I was four, I love the movie now. :shrug:
And Steve from Blue’s Clues would probably be cute with better clothes and some gel in his hair (ie, not trying to look like a five year old).
I want a Thinking Chair just like Steve’s.
Any Canadopers remember Téléfrançais?
Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais
Allô, Bonjour, Salut!
Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais
Lisez, parlez avec nous!
C’est formidable, exceptionnel,
C’est excellent, sensationnel,
C’est merveilleux, c’est magnifique,
Téléfrançais, fantastique!
Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais, Téléfrançais!
brrr I developed a lifelong desire to destroy pineapples by eating them that hasn’t left me to this day.
They are replacing Steve? Why? I liked him, He was entertaining. I don’t mind Blues Clue’s so much. What I mind is that I never get to see the end becuase the kids I watch it with have such short attention spans that they never want to finish it.
Why back in my day, I could watch a movie all the way through and rewind it and watch it again! Whats wrong with kids these days?
Steve quit. He wanted to do something besides be Steve, Blue’s owner.
Just to be helpful, I’ll even post a link. 
Blue’s Clues’ Steve turns in green striped shirt
I have no idea what Spritle is referring to.
Today’s Special! That was set in Canada? [Huh. Now it all makes sense.]
I remember watching that show all the time. But I don’t remember liking it all that much. [Maybe I was subconsciously attracted to Jeff. ::shudder::]
The last part of the theme song went like:
Today’s Special
Shouting loud and cleaaaaaaaaaaar.
Today’s Special!
Then:
“Today’s special is dried apricots”
And then the whole show would be about dried apricots. They just don’t make shows like that any more. [sub]Thankfully.[/sub]
Nothing can be as bad as Bananas in Pajamas, which, judging by the accents, must be an Australian import. It is an awful, mind-numbingly, bad show.
Steve from Blue’s Clue’s lives in my head, too, but in mine, he’s wearing a leather gag and getting fisted by Tinky-Winky.
If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatos
up and down the produce aisle…
Veggietales, veggietales, veggietales, veggietales.
Veggietales, veggietales, veggietales, veggietales
No there’s never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever been a show like Veggietales.
No there’s never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever been a show quite like Veggietales.
It’s time for Veggietales!