“If you use your mind
One step at a time
Then you can do
Anything
That you want to do!”
And if thats not fucking bad enough
“It’s mailtime, mailTIME, MAILTIME!
Here’s your mail
It never fails
It makes me want to wag my tail
When it comes I want to wail
(screaming)MAIL”
:::wretch:::barf:::guup:::(weakly)help me
I lived through Barney, Teletubbies, Dora the Explorer, DragonTailz, Big Comfy Couch, Between the Lions,Caillou, Clifford, Bob the Builder,Little Bear, Little Bill, Maisy, and now some damn show about a Siamese Cat.
'Lil Spidey is only 2½! How much more do I have to put up with!?
On the upside, I guess, is that he will (willingly) watch SportsCenter with Spidey Sr.
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*This is the song that doesn’t end.
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And you’ll continue singing it forever just because…
Hey now, I never thought much about ol’ Steve. My kids watch that show all the time. It’s pretty much white noise in the background, that’s how used to it I am.
However, on this one episode, he managed to get Julia Louise-Dreyfus in pajamas, singing all his goofy Blues songs. To get Julia in the sack, I will dress up like Mr. Salt, Magenta, or any other character in the Blues Clues Universe! Nail her right on Blue’s Thinking Chair, yeah baby!
You go, Stevie Boy!! YOU DA MAN!!! Hope you got some hot pajama love from Ms. Dreyfus after you muzzled down Blue and her little friends for Nightie-Night Land.
First of all, it’s “Maaaaaaaaaaaailtiiiiiiiiiiiime”, not “Mailtime”.
And if the 'Lil Spidey is only 2½, just wait. Has he discovered Rugrats yet?
Does he know “who lives in a pineapple under the sea”?
How about Dexter’s Laboratory? Scooby Doo?
How about Wild Thornberries or Rocket Power? (I can’t even decipher the words to the Rocket Power song, anyone know 'em?)
My just-turned-five year old has just found The Flintstones. Cracks him up but good!
I think it might end something like “Kids on a mission…Rocket Power!” but I could be wrong.
I don’t know…I’m stuck between a 3yo (who is just getting tired of Steve but is entranced with Dora) and a 12yo ("mom, come watch Control Freak with me) so I don’t know where I am.
*AAAAAHHHHH!! ***
[cackling hysterically]
[leaping out of computer chair]
[running across dining room]
[banging head on wall]
[repeatedly]
And the one in the Toronto department store, with “Jodi” and “Jeff the Mannequin” who came to life every episode? And DavidtheGnome and BelleandSebastian and TheLittlePrince and…
"We are riders on a mission
Action kids in play position
Rocket Power!
We are riders on a mission
Action kids in fun condition
Prepare to countdown
Rocket Power!"
I loved Today’s Special! And what was the mouse-thing’s name again? Muffy? Miffy?
I’ve had “He’s Roly Poly Oly, he’s small and short and round!” stuck in my head for days now. There is no hope left for me, but you can still save yourselves!
Spydie, I likes ya, and we’re kind of neighbors, so I’ll cut you a bit of slack. Of course anytime you spend reading to the li’l arachnid is time not spent watching television. The eldest Olethling[sup]TM[/sup] is now kind of bored with this tripe, she is five and a half[sup]*[/sup]. Of course the littlest Olethling is still pretty psyched, he practically hyperventilates whilst whipping out his handy dandy notebook[sup]TM[/sup]. So stop breeding now and the end is nearer.
And just wait until he discovers dinosaurs, if hasn’t already.
[sup]*It is very important to the child to include all of the fractional parts. Technically she is five and three quarters or so, but we don’t tell her.[/sup]
