Okay, but what’s with the same damn shirt all the time?
Cristi, did he have green and gray striped jammies, too?
“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius
Woo Hoo!!! I haven’t been around in a while, and what do I find when I get back? An opportunity to admit secretly lusting after Steve!!! He is soooo sexy. I changed “you’ve got mail” on aol to the mail song. Makes getting e-mail twice as fun!
BTW, did anybody catch his appearance on Homicide? He played a teenager who murdered the school jock.
Re: Steve’s weird factor.
Hey, he’s trying to entertain and teach toddlers and pre-schoolers. And doing it well. What he and Mr. R. have in common is that they talk simply to kids without being parental or condescending. Parents should watch to learn that skill.
Re: Steve’s hot monkey sex factor.
Women love a man good with children. It gives them a warm feeling in their ovaries. And when you heat up an ovary – watch out – hot monkey sex.
Peace.
I hope the heating up an ovary statement isn’t meant to be taken literally…
Neil
I personally liked the hot lab assistant chick from Beakman’s World. Both the original and her replacement.
Plus, I blame Mary Anne from the New Zoo Revue for my short skirt and knee boot fetish.
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
Flyp: Yes, Steve has green striped jammies. And white fuzzy bunny slippers.
Steve wears the same outfit over and over again for the same reason the same show is shown every day for a week. The kids watching it are very young, and they learn by repetition. They don’t actually respond much the first time they see a show–they just watch. But by the end of the week, they’re finding the clues by themselves. Seeing Steve wearing the same outfit provides them with a familiar thing to look for. My daughter, for instance, associates pretty much anything horizontally striped with Steve. I put a purple striped shirt on her today, and she said “Steve shirt!”
Okay, enough child psychology. Those Dockers Steve wears make his butt look damn fine.
Ok ok ok…this is going to far.
I make one simple statement and all the women here turn it into a hot monkeysexin/ cute butt docker wearing/ warmin ovaries of Steve.
You guys are sick sick sick!
By the way, I find that I often scare myself. Often. (looks around for his fan club)
I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book.- Seth Gecko From Dusk Till Dawn
Ladies…(ahem) I hate to say this, but you need to get out of the house more often. Steve scares me.
First you like Steve, what’s next? Stalking Arthur?
The early bird gets the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
Here are some more Steve links for some good reading
A radio interview transcript with Steve***
Sorry ladies no naked pix.
Here are some more Steve links for some good reading
A radio interview transcript with Steve***
Sorry ladies no naked pix.
Here are some more Steve links for some good reading
A radio interview transcript with Steve ***
Sorry ladies no naked pix.
Sorry Don’t know how it posted so many times. I guess I was heavy handed with the keys the links on the last post work though.
(and I was so proud too…Oh well what are you gonna do eh?)
Steve is often the topic of my hot, passionate dreams. There are TONS of us Steve lovers out there. Check out our long existing fan club. http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/steveburnsclub
Alisa
Another guy that gives me the willies is Dr. Terry Brazelton. Every time I see him on TV I just want to punch him. My mom put it perfectly, " He’s so syrupy…"
That and the fact that he thinks its ok to have year olds in diapers ( thanks to a hefty check from Pampers.)
The early bird gets the worm but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.
I have to agree, that Dr. Brazelton character is a weirdo. The very idea of a four year old in diapers bothers me for all involved - parents, children, and innocent bystanders. Eeeewwwwww!
Nice try, Heath. You’ll need stripes, though.
“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius
For those of you who think Steve is scary (I don’t – our house is filled with Blues Clues stuff), you should have seen him when he guest starred in an episode of Homicide a couple years ago. He was the murderer!
He played a high school nerd who was getting beaten up and taunted by a well-liked athelete. He got his dad’s gun and popped the guy in the shower one day before school. When the detectives caught up with him, he didn’t really deny it, just said something like, “Well, he won’t be bothering me anymore, will he.” He was definitely scary in that role.
I read an interview with him in TV Guide, and he said he’d gotten lots of complaints about playing that role. He said it was just a little gig for him and he didn’t think toddlers would be up at 10 (9 Central) watching Homicide!!
What’s scary to me about Steve, is that I’m not sure I am kidding when I say he turns me on. The way he moves, oh baybeee!!!
.:~~:._.:~~:._.:~**~:.2000 party over oops out of time
well i am one of the weird women…i like steve…alot…though i wont go as far as to say that he makes my ovaries hot…hehehe…but i think hes great…he seems like a really down to earth , nice , normal man…and just the type i would love to hang out with…
jamie
Steve rules!!
He also played an autistic person who died in police custody on Law & Order which apparently gave rise to the UL that he had really died and was replaced by a double. There’s more on that at www.snopes.com.
Another thread talks more about the pajama party.
And as for lusting after Steve? Sorry girls, he’s gay.