Steve Jobs is NOT dead, he was just loading slowly

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If you ever wanted to know what Steve Jobs’ obituary on Bloomberg would have looked like, here it is. This kind of thing happens occasionally and today it happened to Bloomberg: they were updating their obit and accidentally made it public.

Something similar happened to CNN in 2001. Although I note that most of their subjects are now dead. Coincidence, or something more sinister…? :eek:

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“I’m not dead yet!”

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If they had posted Heath Ledger’s, it would have been* freaky*!

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Steve Jobs is one of my geek crushes (alongside Bill Nye the Science Guy) so I’m very relieved that he’s not dead.