The pony-tailed one has sent down two mafia bosses - IRL!
Some tough guy types tried to extort $3 million from Mr Seagal, but now they’re off to pay their debt to society.
I’m sure there’s a punchline just waiting…
Those Mafia Bosses will soon be Under Seige, in their Dark Territory!
Aw, cool! Did he clothesline one as he kicked the other in the face?
And then say something tough-yet-witty from between clenched teeth?
Man, I can’t wait til the mob tries to muscle in on Jackie Chan … he’ll get tangled in all manner of stepladders and power tools just trying to keep away from them, and end up light-heartedly pummeling them into unconciousness.
Yes, those mob bosses trod On Deadly Ground when they figured they were Above The Law. Mr. Seagal, ever The Patriot, had a difficult Executive Decision to make in deciding to go Out For Justice, as he now may be Marked For Death. Fortunately, he is Hard To Kill and will certainly survive any Exit Wounds.
Man, ever since that weekend in Peoria I’ve had Fire Down Below
:: groan ::
That “groan” was the sound of Mr Seagal’s Ticker making an Executive Decision to give out under the strain of his attempting his old aikkido moves with his added body weight and ungainly hairpieces, all while wearing those gaudy mandarin jackets and blue jeans.
Although I figured this thread was about his court case, the title made me think, “Seagal is turning gay and dating mobsters?”
I am Jack’s Hamburglar!
What I completely fail to understand is this:
The Gambino crime family wants to infiltrate Hollywood for profit. No problem there. To do so by extorting money from film stars. OK. And then pick Steven Segal as your first victim 
Has any Segal film in the past 15 years made a profit?