While poppin’ a squat on a flight yesterday I took a peek under the sink and all the neat stuff I might find. Much to my surprise there was a round metallic object under there. My first impression was that it was a bomb and I was finally going to die, and soon learned it a high tech drain pipe.
How funny, I thought it would be, to run out and grab the stewardess and tell her about the “bomb” under the sink. She would cautiously make her way back to the lavatory and look under the sink only to find the oddly shaped stainless steel pipes.
I would sit nervously in my seat until she returned to tell me about my mistake, when I would blush and apologize.
HA.