As if aliens didn’t have enough reason to hate us, we’re about to start beaming ads to them!
Humans! We’re crunchy and go great with chips and salsa!
Can you imagine what alien life is going to think of us from what we are beaming out into space? At best we’ll be avoided and derived as intergalactic hicks too backwater to get off our own planet. At worst we’ll be exterminated before we can get off our own planet and spread our madness to the stars.
Whaddya mean “at worst”? I’m thinking that’s the best thing they could do to us!
C’mon, they’ve had fifty years to contemplate Leave It to Beaver. I’m sure they’ve long since changed the channel.
Maybe they’ll show up wanting some doritos?
Or, at the very least, make enquiries as to an interstellar franchise deal.
Um, doesn’t everything broadcast from Earth already get “beamed past the earth’s atmosphere, beyond our solar system and into the Universe”?
Yes, but that’s just the cosmic version of “anal leakage,” whilst this is like stepping outside your front door and suddenly being assaulted by some Third World street urchin, because we’re deliberately beaming this drek at them. If they don’t decide to kill us because of all the years of the Osmonds that we’ve sent out, then this, will surely do the trick.
Dude! A large-sized extraterrestrial blender and we are the salsa.
mmm…How to Serve Man…
Did Rod Serling know about Dortitos in 1953?
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Ah, c’mon guys, you’re missing the point.
Once invasion-minded aliens see our TV ads, they’ll conclude that there is no intelligent life here and pass us by!