Stilton Cheese and Silence

Ok, I’m looking for a poem of which one line has been running through my head for days. I think it may be by Shel Silverstein, but I’m not at all sure. The only part I know is With Stilton cheese and silence….
I tried a google search for the line and came up with 2 links, containing someone’s journal or chat transcript. Does anyone recognize the line?
Thanks, y’all. :slight_smile: