Okay, that’s enough! The gloves come off!
Now it’s WAR.
Stingray leaps into boat and stabs man in chest.
Sailboat
[sub]PS: I’m kidding. Don’t harm any stingrays.[/sub]
OMG, the Minions of Cthulu are on the move. The Dogs* of War have been unleashed. What can save us? We best arm ourselves and prepare to hold off this invasion from the sea. We must now prepare to steel ourselves for a war like no other. We will fight them on the beach, we will fight them in our boats, we might have to fight them in the air. Be prepared. Be wary. Be ever vigilant.
- I know, you probably thought that Sharks would be Cthulu’s Dogs of War, but no, it is the Rays.
I, for one, am NOT prepared to accept our new stingray overlords.
I live inland.
Yay.
I’m out on the waters of south FL/the Keys mulitple times a week snorkeling, fishing, and just boating. Holy crap, what is going on? I think they’re angry because we take their relatives out of the water, trim their stingers, and put them in public aquariums for kids to pet. They’re showing that they’re still tough! Or maybe they are mad that after the Steve I incident everyone started saying “No, no, they’re SO gentle and sweet! That never happens!” Now a few rogue rays are out to prove their toughness to the world.
Anyway, crazy man.
And all this time we’ve been paying attention to the dolphins. Add me to the Cthulhu camp.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
[Mel Gibson] “Stingrays are responsible for all the wars in the world!” [/Mel Gibson]
Are YOU a stingray?
What’re you lookin’ at, stingray-tits?!
Damn liberals! Apparently the stingrays have already won.
You don’t look Stingrayish…
I once shot a stingray in my pajamas…
I hate to say this, but the stingrays are only one cell of a much larger operation.
My friends, the beast wars are upon us.
The only good Stingray is a dead Stingray.
I take that back. The late sixties Corvettes are kinda cool.
Well, we already established this in many a Cafe Society thread:
Q. Who would win?
A. A Batoid, if it’s prepared.
Beware of commando* sawfish! From Wikipedia:
- Of course they’re commando! When was the last time you saw a sawfish wearing underwear?
How did a stingray get into your Pajamas?
Some of my best friends are stingrays.
Stingracist.