At what point can we say that this stingray thing has officially jumped the shark?
[Mae West/]Is that a stingray in your pajamas or are you just glad to see me?[/Mae West]
I blame Ray marriage.
Who is he?
Didn’t he have a TV show called Everyone loves StingRays?
Interestingly enough, Shakespeare predicted this whole thing in his original draft, which I’ve been able to dig up:
To breach, or not to breach - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the water to suffer
The stings and barbs of outrageous fortune,
Or to take flight creating a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks *
Jeez, calm down everyone. Stingrays are loving animals that make great pets - Potamotrygon histrix I highly recommend, check out this page for a list of freshwater stingrays to brighten up your life.
Yes, bring them into your home! <evil hand-wringing> Soon I shall rule the world!
That was written by a thousand stingrays with typewriters. :rolleyes: It’s been out on the web for years.
When a stingray actually has to leap over a shark to stab someone in the chest.
You know, a very close viewing of the Zapruder tape reveals, around frame 251, a stingray leaping out of the trunk of the limo, over the Connallys, and attacking JFK.
It didn’t come from inside the limo, you dunce. Haven’t you heard about accounts of a puff of spray from the grassy knoll? Or are you a believer in the single sting theory?
Poor guy…
And to think that the whole thing could have been avoided if only he had been wearing sunglasses…
you know…
Ray-Bans
[sup]ow - that hurt![/sup]
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I saw that before I scrolled down to it.
That does it.
Potamotrygon histrix, freshwater, 30cm.
Starting looking before you sit down in the smallest room of your house, pal.
Iiiiiieeeeeeeee!
Now they’re in the toilets!