Normally, I love riding the ferry, and most of the people who work on the ferries and on the docks are friendly and efficient. Not today, though, as I was trying to go home.
I arrived at the ferry terminal a few minutes early, and pulled up my bike next to the usual gang of riders as the boat was unloading its previous load of cars and passengers. The woman who directs traffic was standing next to us at the entrance, as usual. As the last of the cars left the boat, the little garbage go-cart scooted on, and the ferry worker next to us got on her walkie-talkie and spoke to someone: “Don’t forget the blood.”
This may sound like an odd thing to say, but I knew what she was referring to – the shipments of blood samples that are often carried back and forth across the Sound via the ferry system. They are kept in closed plastic tubs, about the same size as a smallish suitcase.
Someone responded on her walkie-talkie. I couldn’t make out what it was, but it didn’t make her happy. She got back on it and shot back, “That ain’t MY job!”
A few seconds later, someone got back and said something about taking it to the top of the slip (the ramp that connects the ferry car deck with the rest of the dock). The end of the slip is maybe fifty or sixty feet away from where we’re standing, mind. She sharply responds once again, that’s not HER job. Someone else (obviously not there) should have done it.
Two or three others come onto the walkie-talkie and also ask her to take it, while we’re waiting to be cleared to get on. No-go; she flat refuses.
Finally, a young man picks up the box and carries it down the ramp, onto the boat. Apparently, it wasn’t his job either and she starts yelling at him, “Sean, don’t you take that down there! Just put it down! You don’ need to be takin’ that down there!” He, being a decent sort and seeing that he’s the only one trying to do anything, ignores her and takes it all the way down the ramp and gives it to one of the ferry workers on the boat. Good man, thinks I. At least someone is willing to carry a box fifty feet.
As “Sean” walks back up the ramp, though, our girl isn’t done yet. She turns back to a nearby co-worker and continues to rant about whose job it is to do that, and that she don’t get paid enough for that, and they shouldn’t even be asking her to do that. Those of us on bikes and motorcycles, standing right next to her, hear every word. Most likely, the folks in Pioneer Square, a couple miles away, heard it loud and clear as well. She wasn’t exactly trying to disguise her words.
She continues to yell about it as the garbage go-cart returns from the boat with its load, and continues to rant even as her walkie-talkie crackles with a word that means the ferry is ready for loading.
And still we wait. Bikes are the first to board the ferry, and so everyone else is waiting for us. We are waiting for her signal to go.
Lady, it might not be your job to carry a sealed box of blood samples fifty feet onto the ferry. It IS your fucking job, however, to get people onto the ferry in a timely manner, so they can get home after a long day’s work. I know for a fact that one of the other riders just finished a 13-hour work day, and I suspect she’d like to get on the boat and get home. I myself just came off of 10 hours at work, and at least another 90 minutes until I can get home and rest. You’re so busy yelling about what isn’t your job, that you’re not doing your job!
My fellow riders and I look at each other. We all know that we’re clear to board, but this lady is supposed to give us the final word to ride on. Our feet are poised on pedals, feet shifting restlessly. I can feel a readiness in the air to take the ferry by storm, bitchy woman be damned.
Just as the breaking point is reached, she finally turns and tells us to go on. No apologies, no recognition that she made everyone wait for her little tantrum, just waved us on.
I’m a generally patient guy, but incompetence sometimes ticks me off. This was worse than incompetence, this was willful incompetence. This lady came off as petty, and she was definitely completely devoid of professionalism, ranting about what isn’t her job in front of all of us. What’s even worse, she let her tantrum about what isn’t her job impinge on actually DOING what most definitely IS her job, namely keeping the ferry loading going smoothly.
Stupid fucking bitch… not words I use lightly.