Stop fucking around in the halls, you cocksuckers!

I deliberately chose to live in the dorm here at IU that was supposedly the most quiet, most studious, most responsible one. And yet every night, I hear the same assholes running around in the halls, kicking around soccer balls, jumping over each other (what they were doing tonight,) screaming and playing grab-ass with the annoying whores who come up to this floor. No matter what I do, I can’t get them to stop making noise.

What a bunch of cocksuckers.

I was told that everyone in this dorm smoked weed all the time; instead it seems like most of them just drink, the same as everyone else. And alcohol turns people in groups, already behaving obnoxiously because of pack-mentality, into real loudmouthed, annoying assholes. I wish these people would go smoke some weed so they’d shut up and just sit around spacing out.

You say cocksucker like it was supposed to be a thing.

That was supposed to say bad thing.

I bet if they really were sucking cock, they’d be quieter.

Half of them would, anyway. The other half would probably make up for it though.

I don’t know. You can make an awful lot of noise sucking cock. It’s muffled a bit, but still…

Which dorm is it? I don’t think they have any quiet ones. I didn’t sleep a wink the whole time I was at I.U. (unless that’s a different I.U.)

I think if you jumped over someone while sucking cock, a substantial amount of noise could be created.

How a soccer ball might affect things is an exercise best left to someone else:D

Unless one has cotton mouth.

But the noise of good head is quite noticeable. I’ve always been told it’s worth it.

:smiley:

And the cow jumped over the cocksuckers?

I so do not want to know what the dish and spoon were doing. This is all turning into some Bob Crane moment.

:eek:

And in other news, I just found a Googlewhack with the words “fellators hurdles.” I don’t think I’ll try to submit that one.

How do you not now that they’re not smoking AND drinking?

The next time they are fucking around in the halls and being cocksuckers, ask if you can join their orgy.

With all of that cocksucking going on, someone is going to graduate Swallow Cum Laude.

Watch out using cocksucker as a derogatory term on this board. I got lambasted for it in a very long thread in the Pit a year or two ago. I don’t regret saying it and I still use it the same way but be advised there are some very anal-retentive cocksuckers on this board that wait for people to use words like that so they can lay into them.

Carry on!

That would be because you are impervious to being educated.

The implications of this comment, when divorced of the intended insulting connotation, perhaps should not be explored. :eek:

There are whole websites devoted to things like that… :o

Okay, that smiley, in this context, is both unintentionally appropriate and disturbing.

I’m surprised someone hasn’t layed into him for it yet, honestly, but no one even hinted at it before your post (despite a few of them being the type of person you so eloquently referred to) so what was your intent in posting the warning?

Seems a tad bit inflammatory (and intentionally so) to me.

Wait, there’s a bunch of cocksucking soccer players running around in a college dorm? And no one invited me?