Actually, jar, nobody on this boards ever did that. BUT I felt I should throw it in anyway because I have been, in the past, threatened with eternal damnation, suffering, what have you because I am pagan.
IDBB
Am I the only one who thought of Susan Powter before I opened this thread?
Yeah…didn’t she used to be fat? She looks great now. But I still find her a bit annoying.
IDBB, love the selective post reading.
Hey, what thread was this derived from? I’ve been gone for a few days and I think I missed the action.
And IDBB, I think almost everyone who isn’t a Christian has been threatened to eternal damnation by someone. It’s called witnessing. It’s a part of life.
And I seriously doubt if you were a true pagan, you’d be this damn bitter. Love and light, you are not a picture of.
lezlers:
Blessed fucking be, you assholes!
I could understand that you’re bad childhood might have made you bitter while you were still a child enduring your bad childhood. But… where are your parents now? Are you in a situation (such as being a child) in which you have to live with them, see them every day, and endure the abuse you’ve described before?
Right now, the only person that is making you be bitter … is you.
Think for a moment. You have food. You have shelter. You have clothing. I think it’s a safe assumption that you have a computer. And because of the amount of time you’ve dedicated here, it seems that the biggest problem you have at the moment is having gotten in a tiff with people on an internet message board.
Breathe.
Heh. 
And thanks Jar
The screen goes black.
A hush comes over the crowd.
A booming voice narrates as these words float onscreen:
NOT SINCE FREAKFREELY …
I never had cause to say this before now, but Hamlet is a big smelly jerk for reminding me of Fre… dammit, I can’t even type the name.
I lurk way more than I post because I don’t want to absentmindedly post simpleminded hateful trash, get flamed, and melt down. Something the OP may want to consider.
That is, if I weren’t generally inclined to think before I post and not given to posting simpleminded hateful trash in the first place.
I’m not even sure if I should post this.
LOL!
There, you see? I definitely should have thought twice about that post.
It didn’t make much sense and wasn’t helpful at all.
No more posting from me for a while.
Aw, c’mon, Exgineer, don’t be like that! I miss you so much when you don’t post! I weep and wail and break things and, um, well, OK, that’s a bit over the top. See how you’ve affected me! Please don’t hide!!
[sub]I really and truly posted the above while maintaining a straight face. Really.[/sub]
She’s been given similar advice in other threads. It ain’t sinkin’ in.
You owe me a new keyboard. 
Did I sound this bad about a month ago when I posted my big meltdown thread?
I sincerely fucking hope not.
Good god, get off your cross honey bunches.