STOP THE PRESSES: Michael Jackson goes to Taco Bell!!!

Michael Jackson hospitalized today for undisclosed reason.

Coincidence? I think not.

Yo no quiero Taco Bell . . .

Another vote here for the Spiderman mask being much more interesting than the foray to Taco Bell.

I’m so ashamed. I think MJ is a total bizarro-case, but I can’t resist opening any thread that mentions him. How pathetic is that??

I couldn’t get past this part:

Dude’s been everywhere lately. My butt’s more reclusive than him.

I can attest that I’ve not seen your butt out and about lately… :smiley:

Anyone watch the Law & Order finale last night? It concerned a “comedian” with a history of child molestation rumors, who held a baby out of an eighth-floor window. It almost seemed to me I had seen this all before…