Stop titillating me!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I’m finding it hard to get any work done.

What with the orgy threads, and numerous “what do you you call…” threads, the brasilian & grooming threads, and the ultimate tits, beer and coldy bashing thread I am so distracted that I can barely think.

My thoughts run from drops of water running up one man’s thigh which makes me think of what it might be like to steal a kiss from another gentleman to how nice it might be to run my fingers through the chest hair of another to the threads in which others talk of their own extracurricular grooming which gets me to thinking about how nice it feels to be smooth, freshly groomed and ready for…

Shit there I go again.

Now cut it out guys or deal with the consequences.

2

…work??? Is THAT what we’re supposed to be doing here??? Aaacck!

3

I’m terribly terribly sorry, Lady Mermaid. In deferrence to your delicate sensibilities, I shall refrain from removing my shirt and revealing a tanned and sculpted torso. No longer will I disrobe to my shorts for fear of your eyes being offended at the sight of well-defined thighs and calves. No, those shorts reveal far too much firm, taut gluteus to be good for you. And I’m hesitant to even speculate what might happen should you view those shorts from the front.

I shan’t muse any longer about what it might be like to gently and lightly caress my hands across your skin, paying delicate attention to every detail of your lovely form. My lips following along after my hands…

No, no, you are right, I just couldn’t live with myself. Especially in light of the consequences.

Simply curious, what, exactly, might those consequences be?

4

:sweating (in a good way):

Now Tygr I must insist that …[sub] oh yes I love to be kissed there[/sub] I mean really I shouldn’t [sub] mmmmmm[/sub] It just wouldn’t be right [sub]ooooooh could you do that here

yes, I mean no

[sub]I mean[/sub] Don’t

[sub]Really we should [/sub]Stop

Don’t stop, don’t stop don’t stop

:shivers:

Oh hell, I’ll give you until tomomorow to quit that.

[sub]I have no self control[/sub]

5

Until tomorrow? Hmm.[sub]kiss[/sub] I dunno…[sub]lick[/sub]… I’m really not sure that[sub]touch[/sub] twenty-four hours is enough time for my hands, mouth, etc., to fully appreciate the lusciousness that is you.

Tho’ I’m certainly willing to try.

Up for the challenge, as it were.

6

Well I certainly believe that any job worth doing is worth doing right so if you’re up to the challenge, who am I to argue?

:fans self:

Wow is it hot in here or is it him?