STORY DOCTORS WANTED! (the thread on rewriting movies that should've been better)

[QUOTE=FriarTed]
THAT IS SEARGANT R. LEE ERMY TO YOU, YOU PUKE!!! WHAT DOES THE “R.” STAND FOR?- YOU ASK. “RIGHT UP YOUR ASS” WHICH IS WHERE I’M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IF YOU MESS UP MY NAME ONE MORE TIME! YOU GOT THAT, PRIVATE?
takes a bow Thank you!
[/QUOTE]

I didn’t even notice this! Thank you. I loved how he used to take out all his fury on watermelons on the show.

But can we get back to the OP? This hijack is my fault and I feel bad. More movies you’d rewrite, people?